4 definitions by Poodleusier

The bruises you get on your face when you go down on a woman and give her such a powerful orgasm she squeezes your face with her inner thighs like it's in a vice. The bruises you get are thigh bruises.
Jeff ate at the Y so well, he got thigh bruises.
by Poodleusier June 24, 2004
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A pussy shaved bald. See also hardwood floors
Jeff could wait to go five hole with the one timer when he found out she had pergo
by Poodleusier March 24, 2004
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The molecular particles in a fart that give it the bouquet. Combination of fart+particle = farticle.
Jeff spent the afternoon woolgathering and planting farticles in his chair. When he arose from his chair, the stench was overwhelming.
by Poodleusier June 29, 2004
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One night stand. Bastardization of the hockey term for a slap shot taken when a puck is being passed and is not stopped before it is shot. Other handy hockey term five hole
Jeff went five hole with a one timer. (Jeff scored dude.)
by Poodleusier March 22, 2004
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