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Percival7 

A Percival7 is the most British person you can think of, bathed in tea, stuffed with crumpets and wakes up to God Save The Queen every morning. Percival7s typically have a brother named Winston and or a sister named Elizabeth, they enjoy cricket and retaking British colonies in the game of RISK, and enjoy having long conversations about why they are more proper than you. If a Percival7 is a Nilsemand as well, they will most certainly build massive Minecraft battleships and be a "Jolly gud ol' chap 'avin' a smashin' toime bil'in mai blawks an' all 'at innit". They eat sleep and breathe Britain, their great grandfather fought the Zulus and the Germans and they can't go one day without saying oi. This is a Percival7.
Tom: "'Allo Gov'na, wot yew bin up tew yew havez, bloo'y 'ell mate yew cant naught see a bleedin' twen'y kippers a'ead o yew innit chap"
Tom's friend Raji from India: "I do not know what you are saying Tom, you are acting very much like a Percival7 right now"
Tom: "Oi mate this be woi yew people need a goo' ol' lesson in civili'y an' all 'at, it's a bloo'y good thing we fixed the world we did"
Tom's friend Raji from India: "You can't even speak English right you're definitely a Percival7 my friend"
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Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore 

Albus Dumbledore. The only wizard Voldemort ever feared.
"Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore was cleverer than you", said Harry, "a better wizard, a better man."

Percivalian 

Taken from the tales of King Aurther and his knight, Percival, this refers to a person or couple who is searching for the "holy grail", the "unicorn", the HBB.

Percival did locate the Grail at one time, but, being too immature and failing to ask the proper question, he failed in attaining the Grail and he must grow spiritually and mentally before he could locate it again.

Percival is described in some places as "the least worldly and the least groomed of all the knights", having been raised in the woods away from society, and "extremely pious but somewhat naive".

This is analogous to a couple who is new to polyamory and, lacking sufficient role models in alternative relationships and lacking the experience themselves to understand the complex nature of multi-partner relationships, the couple believes, rather naively, that the way to circumvent jealousy, possession, or feeling "left out", is to find one person to share equally.

The rationale is that one partner cannot get jealous if he or she gets to do all the same things at the same time with the new partner as the existing partner. This does not refer to triads that just happen to spring up because the relationship between all involved was most compatible in a triad relationship. This is specifically for existing dyads seeking the Hot Bi Babe to "complete" their family and perhaps solve any underlying issues along the way.
That skeevy couple over there hitting on all the young females trying to find a Hot Bi Babe for their threesome is just Percivalian
Percivalian by Joreth April 8, 2010

Percival 

the epitomy of sophistication and class. Also, the last name of a wealthy English family.
ex. 1- She is looking very percival today.
ex. 2- Marry a Percival, they have lots of money.
Percival by woohoopeanuts March 27, 2011

Percival 

A smart boy able to reach the stars with the wit of a got he's also got unbelievable looks with a smile like no other and a face of pure gold . He's strong and is never stingy , he also loves his family and favirout people are ones called max.
Percival is who he is . Love him or hate him ,

Percevalia

It's a country where everyone has their own unique set of dishes. The national animal is The E-wok. The national color is flashy green. The national language is French and Similish.

People go there for hookers and a new set of dishes.
DUUUUUUUUUDE. Have you been to percevalia. Two words: "Dirty Hookers"

percibal 

King of the round tables. Usually you'll hear Europeans with this name. Handsome short guy with a shorter temper. Know everyone and everyone knows him. One person you can't forget because of their flamboyant personality.
Percibal stop getting mad over nothing!
percibal by Sfness March 16, 2017