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perchance 

Is Mario an evil man? Perchance.
perchance by EarlessMimikyu March 1, 2022

perchance 

Perhaps, and possibly.

Often used in line with Mayhaps and Forsooth.
Him: I see that look in your eyes...are you up to something sinister?

You: Mayhaps...perchance...forsooth.
perchance by Sal D April 24, 2007

Perchance 

1. A replacement for words like "perhaps" "maybe" or "possibly"

2. A meme relating to a mid-term philosophy essay paper titled "Mario, the Idea vs. Mario, the Man" featuring iconic phrases such as "Everyone knows Mario is cool as fuck (horrible opening)" "And why do we think of him as fondly as we think of the mythical (nonexistent?) Dr Pepper? (???)" "When Mario leaves his place of safety to stomp a turty, he knows that he may Die. (Ok?)" and "The lifekind. (What) Perchance."
"You can't just say perchance"
Perchance by Ishitpost November 22, 2023
Word of the Day on May 14, 2025

Perchance 

A word that you can’t just say.
-“Dr.Pepper. Perchance”
-“You can’t just say perchance.”

Perchance 

by some chance
Is Apple Juice better than Orange Juice? Perchance.
You can't just say Perchance.
Perchance by NrMoob December 27, 2023

Perchance 

This word is used to test someone’s love for you! If you say perchance in a sentence and they respond with “you can’t just say perchance !!” you know they really love you.
A:“Could we go for a drive perchance?”
B:“no”

C: “YOU CAN’T JUST SAY PERCHANCE!!!”
Perchance by pheobebridgers January 18, 2024
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