Pentio 

Iconic group of five people.

We are a pentio!

Pentio by userhandlegoeshere November 24, 2021

pensioners slap 

A poor substitute for a shower when cold water is used to pat under the arms, between the legs and on the face.

Did you have a shower this morning? Nah, couldn't be arsed. I just had a pensioners slap.

pensioners slap by Chutney Didsby July 24, 2014

pension planner

In reference to dating and relationships.It's and older man or woman who may be retired or not and is in a relationship with a younger man or woman who are usually twice or three times the age of the younger man or woman.

Hey Dan is that your mother? No she is my girlfriend.Wow she is a really good looking pension planner!

pension planner by Black Death Metal August 14, 2008

the penthouse penthouse 

Mentioned by Topher in workaholics. "It's like the Playboy Mansion but much more doper." Filled with hot ladies who have major coke problems.

Guy 1: yo you going to the Penthouse Penthouse?

Guy 2: Yeah dude, I heard you can pee on the floor there.

the penthouse penthouse by 50stein February 26, 2014

Pension Leeches 

People hired and paid by an American governmental agency (can be city, state, or federal) to do a service that directly helps people. These people are given a pension, but are mean and angry with people who call on the phone or in person. They hate the job, but love the benefits including the pension. Examples can be found all over any state.

The department of health has the most pension leeches of any agency in New Mexico USA.

Pension Leeches by “Goat Head” aka puncture vine October 13, 2019

Penthouse Button 

This is the most underused piece of a mans wardrobe. The top button on a button down. When this is buttoned, the man is at his highest level of status, thus he has reached the penthouse button.

Look at that lowly bottom feeder, not even using his Penthouse Button.

I feel real good right now, got the Penthouse Button up and everything.

Penthouse Button by penthousebuttons November 28, 2012

Julia Penton 

Instagram famous Julia Penton, known for her spam accounts and insane drama with her side kick Bri, works at hooters and loves Xanax and the N word!

*friend pops a xan* “that was so Julia Penton if you!”

Julia Penton by mureahbutmyfriendscallmelame May 20, 2018