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penorkel 

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A semi chubby penis, particularly when a male is lying in a bath. The penis sticks up out of the water like a snorkel, creating a cross between a penis and a snorkel. A penorkel.

Also used to describe one of lesser intelligence.
Wow, look at my penorkel. My penorkel is coming up for air.

You are such a penorkel.
penorkel by Boomer03 October 30, 2012
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panorkel 

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A term coined in the late 2000's by John "The Plant" Plant, Panorkel generally refers to an erect horse penis.
Mother of god! Look at the size of that Panorkel!
panorkel by VIP-00 January 19, 2016
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pnorkel

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someone who is at the pinnacle of being a dickhead.
John Howard is a pnorkel.
pnorkel by Doggie_1 May 30, 2008

Penorkle

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Jason is such a fucking penorkle.
Penorkle by S.seagull February 3, 2017

Pnorkel

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A nerd, geek or dork.
Someone usually associated with computers.
Garry is a complete pnorkel.
Pnorkel by TheOak January 14, 2006

pernorkel 

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used to describe a person who is an idiot, dolt, moron, clown.

someone who says things without thinking
"James is such a pernorkel, he went to McDonalds and ordered a Whopper instead of a Big Mac."

"You serioulsy didn't lose your wallet while taking a slash did you? You are a complete pernorkel!"
pernorkel by Bianca & Tom May 9, 2007
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My mom hit me with a chancla.
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