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penois

The French man shouted, "Penois!" at me as I stomped on his foot.
by Fat Washington November 5, 2003
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Penois Vaginaz

This is a term used to describe ones sexual reproductive system, perhaps indeed a combination of both worlds.
"I just put a nail through my Penois Vaginaz"
by rare August 16, 2003
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le petit penois

The french way of saying you have a small penis.
aw look at that guy he has no bulge so he must have a le petit penois.
by muzza6969 March 22, 2024
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Guacamole nigga penis

Hey, Timmy, your mom died, sorry you have to find out this way.
Timmy: guacamole nigga penis
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Pilgrim Penis

Balto shut the fuck up you mother fucking pencil tit circle toast pilgrim penis.
by JR32 October 14, 2020
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puff penis

A painful constriction of the opening of the foreskin so that it cannot be drawn back over the tip of the penis.
Joe: "So, what'd you do to get exiled?"
Quagmire: "Ah, I slept with an underaged virgin to cure my puff penis."
by thislunchmeatsmellslikefarts August 11, 2017
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Peenoise

The most common type of Filipino online gamer, having one or more of these characteristics:
1. Toxic - always spouts foul Filipino words; threatens to disrupt the game/experience if he does not gets his way, like AFK-ing, griefing or abandoning.
2. Superiority Complex - they are the same ones who think that Filipinos are the best race in the world.
3. "Pabida" - he always wants to be under the spotlight; would rather have good stats than a good game.

They are known to be the most cancerous kind of online gamers, even giving reputation to SEA as the most toxic region on most popular online games. What sets them apart from your typical toxic gamer is that they are extremely aggressive, and if they have a microphone, they will not stop screaming "PUTANG INA MO BOBO".
Allied Dazzle accidentally picks up the kill...
Peenoise: "PUTANG INA MO BOBO BAKIT MO KINUHA KILL KO GAGO"
(Direct TL: Motherfucking noob why did you get my kill idiot")

Peenoise gets skillfully sniped from middle-doors in Dust 2...
Peenoise *screams from mic*: "PUTANG INA HACKER YUN PUTA ALIS AKO MGA BOBO"
(Direct TL: Motherfucker, he's a hacker. Fuck, I quit, idiots.)
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