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penisvagina 

used when you have nothing else to say. used to confuse others and to get off the topic you wish not to talk about. A confuser.
Shanante: Demad! why the freak was you all up in chanequa's grill like that!
Demad: huh? oh, penisvagina
Shanate: ........ok
penisvagina by O'MASTER FLEX December 21, 2004

penisvagina 

substitution for any swear words
*ashlyn drops book on floor*
ashlyn: penisvagina !!

penisvaginafart 

a phrase used by meme dealers and derpy individuals; used when these kind of people are shook, happy, or bored; used when someone is speechless or needs to break awkward silence
guy 1: oh my god you’re such an asshole like god you’re so irrelevant!
guy2: penisvaginafart
penisvaginafart by ron_dr May 26, 2021

penisvaginawiener

an exclamation of hate towards someone
you fucking penisvaginawiener!!!11!!!!11!!!1!!!!
penisvaginawiener by crapolamonkey January 2, 2012

Penisvaginacock 

A creature so disgusting, you are speechless with disgust when you see it.

It looks like a little man but with penises as legs and he has a vagina. Average human size. Now remove from the waist up. So yeah two walking dicks with a hoo-hah.

One of nature’s greatest mysteries and horrors. Legend says it abducts small children from villages.
Person 1: Hey have you heard of Penisvaginacock?
Person 2: Omg! Look right there! I think it’s Penisvaginaco-
Penisvaginacock by soaked taint April 7, 2021

Penisvaginasexual 

Penisvaginasexual is when someone is sexually attracted to penis in vagina.

Don’t identify as this

I just made it up
Penisvaginasexual.
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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