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penniless 

You have no penny's left :(
Jake- Yo joe!! Can you buy me an ice cream?

Joe- nah fam I'm penniless

Penipple 

A nipple that is so long it actually resembles a penis, and in some cases is large enough to penetrate orfices repeatedy as a penis would be used.
Bob: Damn John, shaniqua's nipples are about to pop out of her shirt. I bet you she's got penipples.

John: Oh yeah, shaniqua. Lumberg fucked her. He said her penipples are out of control! She bangs people with them all the time!

penniless glitterati 

An audacious, annoying and generally "WASP" or "WASP" inspired ne'er-do-well worth more in tax debt. The breed is prevalent in Georgetown, Washington, DC, but can be found in Nantucket, the Vineyard and other "social" seasonal spots where work means less than conformity.
"Gee, Chris likes to appear as if he lives on a trust fund ... but we all know he's just part of the penniless glitterati."

Satine and the Penniless Poet 

1. True Love

2. Fictional Characters in the (2001) acclaimed film, Moulin Rouge.
Satine and the Penniless Poet fell in a deep love.

pienipples 

1) Large circular nipples that look like they are placed on pies.

2) Nipples with large or crusty aureolas - that are as large as a pie or a pineapple ring
1) Man, her funbags were huge, I couldn't even get all her pienipples in my mouth.

2) Yo granny sure has crusty pienipples.
Mark left by a clothes peg, usually in a very obvious spot like on top of shoulders.
Mike hung out the clothing and put pegnipples on the sleeves of my blouses again.
Pegnipple by OrangeDiva January 20, 2011
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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