OrangeDiva's definitions

shoefart

Describes the unusual noise made by new shoes when walking.

Mike: What is that noise? Did you fart?
Sophia: No, that wasn't me, that was a shoefart.

by OrangeDiva October 6, 2008

Pegnipple

Mark left by a clothes peg, usually in a very obvious spot like on top of shoulders.

Mike hung out the clothing and put pegnipples on the sleeves of my blouses again.

by OrangeDiva January 20, 2011

Puppybag

Insufficient left overs for a doggybag.

Hey Mike, there is only enough left for a puppybag, you might as well finish it all.

by OrangeDiva October 30, 2008

bodydeaf

Describes those with an inability to listen or interpret obvious signs and signals from their body.

Many bodydeaf people who are currently obese are unable to tell whether they are hungry or thirsty. As a consequence many people eat more yet remain chronically dehydrated.

by OrangeDiva August 1, 2008

Backseat dater

Applies to those friends who are way too involved in your love life.
Female: what is she/he like? (wishes to know all details on all levels, including your reactions and responses, her/his reactions and responses, future plans, current communication issues; are your needs being met?)
Male: did you get laid?

That Sophia wants to know everything about my dates, she is such a backseat dater. She needs to get out more.

by OrangeDiva October 24, 2007

p-mail

Liquid communications used by dogs, usually deposited near letterboxes, fire-hydrants and lamp posts.

Mike: That was a long walk, I thought you were only going around the block.
Sophia: Splash (male dog) had a lot of p-mail to catch up on.

by OrangeDiva May 21, 2008

Confirmation Bubble

A blank message sent in response to a text (intentionally or otherwise), letting the original sender know that the message has been read.

I got a confirmation bubble from your mother, so she knows we’ll be there tonight.

Steve sent a confirmation bubble, so he’s seen the list.

by OrangeDiva March 21, 2012