9 definitions by OrangeDiva

shoefart

Describes the unusual noise made by new shoes when walking.

Mike: What is that noise? Did you fart?
Sophia: No, that wasn't me, that was a shoefart.

by OrangeDiva August 11, 2008

Mousitis

Pain in forearm due to overuse of computer mouse.

My right forearm is sooo sore, I think I got mousitis from looking up Urban Dictionary definitions.

by OrangeDiva November 3, 2008

Puppybag

Insufficient left overs for a doggybag.

Hey Mike, there is only enough left for a puppybag, you might as well finish it all.

by OrangeDiva September 18, 2008

Pimple porn

The making and/or watching and enjoying of YouTube clips where pimples or cysts are being squeezed.

OMG, my mobile phone is soo high...that must have been all that pimple porn I was watching on You Tube.

by OrangeDiva March 25, 2011

Pegnipple

Mark left by a clothes peg, usually in a very obvious spot like on top of shoulders.

Mike hung out the clothing and put pegnipples on the sleeves of my blouses again.

by OrangeDiva January 19, 2011

bodydeaf

Describes those with an inability to listen or interpret obvious signs and signals from their body.

Many bodydeaf people who are currently obese are unable to tell whether they are hungry or thirsty. As a consequence many people eat more yet remain chronically dehydrated.

by OrangeDiva July 11, 2008

p-mail

Liquid communications used by dogs, usually deposited near letterboxes, fire-hydrants and lamp posts.

Mike: That was a long walk, I thought you were only going around the block.
Sophia: Splash (male dog) had a lot of p-mail to catch up on.

by OrangeDiva May 22, 2008