OrangeDiva's definitions

Pegnipple

Mark left by a clothes peg, usually in a very obvious spot like on top of shoulders.

Mike hung out the clothing and put pegnipples on the sleeves of my blouses again.

by OrangeDiva January 20, 2011

Pimple porn

The making and/or watching and enjoying of YouTube clips where pimples or cysts are being squeezed.

OMG, my mobile phone is soo high...that must have been all that pimple porn I was watching on You Tube.

by OrangeDiva April 10, 2011

Backseat dater

Applies to those friends who are way too involved in your love life.
Female: what is she/he like? (wishes to know all details on all levels, including your reactions and responses, her/his reactions and responses, future plans, current communication issues; are your needs being met?)
Male: did you get laid?

That Sophia wants to know everything about my dates, she is such a backseat dater. She needs to get out more.

by OrangeDiva October 24, 2007

p-mail

Liquid communications used by dogs, usually deposited near letterboxes, fire-hydrants and lamp posts.

Mike: That was a long walk, I thought you were only going around the block.
Sophia: Splash (male dog) had a lot of p-mail to catch up on.

by OrangeDiva May 21, 2008

bodydeaf

Describes those with an inability to listen or interpret obvious signs and signals from their body.

Many bodydeaf people who are currently obese are unable to tell whether they are hungry or thirsty. As a consequence many people eat more yet remain chronically dehydrated.

by OrangeDiva August 1, 2008

shoefart

Describes the unusual noise made by new shoes when walking.

Mike: What is that noise? Did you fart?
Sophia: No, that wasn't me, that was a shoefart.

by OrangeDiva October 6, 2008

Mousitis

Pain in forearm due to overuse of computer mouse.

My right forearm is sooo sore, I think I got mousitis from looking up Urban Dictionary definitions.

by OrangeDiva March 15, 2009