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Penipple 

A nipple that is so long it actually resembles a penis, and in some cases is large enough to penetrate orfices repeatedy as a penis would be used.
Bob: Damn John, shaniqua's nipples are about to pop out of her shirt. I bet you she's got penipples.

John: Oh yeah, shaniqua. Lumberg fucked her. He said her penipples are out of control! She bangs people with them all the time!

Pinipple 

An uneducated delinquent named Matty P. A boy that contains large amounts of unnecessary facts that no one wants to hear. He is a boy who likes doing outrageous things for fun, such as climbing rocks. Some question his sexuality. He has tool written all over him as he is self-absorbed. He has unexpected skills such as his ability to maneuver across a piano. He also has a face of a donkey that no one seems to be able to look away from.
"Pinipple? Ew, he's gross!"

"Why would you ever be friends with Pinipple?"
Pinipple by Love, Cristee May 2, 2012

Peniplegic 

When you cannot get an erection because of an injury to the balls. Condition is usually temporary but more severe injury could cause permanent damage.
Liz kicked Dave in the balls and now he is a peniplegic!
Peniplegic by Kennedydp5 March 23, 2010

Pinipple 

A whore named, Cristee.
"Ewwww...you were with Pinipple today?"
Pinipple by Sincerely, Matthew. February 18, 2012

pienipples 

1) Large circular nipples that look like they are placed on pies.

2) Nipples with large or crusty aureolas - that are as large as a pie or a pineapple ring
1) Man, her funbags were huge, I couldn't even get all her pienipples in my mouth.

2) Yo granny sure has crusty pienipples.
Mark left by a clothes peg, usually in a very obvious spot like on top of shoulders.
Mike hung out the clothing and put pegnipples on the sleeves of my blouses again.
Pegnipple by OrangeDiva January 20, 2011

Peenipple 

A peenipple is a pregnant pineapple going through labor, usually you will find a tiny pinipple inside
Hey guys I think that this pineapple I bought is actually a peenipple cause it has a pinipple inside of it
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm šŸ˜ŽšŸ˜Ž
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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