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the act in which the penis does come in contact with the vagina and goes like woooooooooaw. ejactulating the white thin liquidcum.

-While Kirsten was being penitrated by Dave, her screams were soooo loud her mom woke up and came down and joined the hott steamy kinky sex.
-George penitrated liz giving her an orgasm so hott it reminded me of a hard core porn film that i watch every weekend and masturbate to.
-When Alex penitrated Megan, she screamed and moaned with heated emotions in her groin area.

penitration by megan, kirsten, and liz June 27, 2004

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penitration

The act in which my huuuuuuuge dick slides in yo mommas pussy, maybee even her asshole (depends on my mood)

I enjoyed that penitration i gave yo momma

penitration by Anal_Rejection January 23, 2018

Penitration Testing

Penitration Testing is where a man checks how far his penis / love length will go into a vagina.

James has been Penitration Testing today

Penitration Testing by PeterPonder June 24, 2014

Penitration Party

The act of having 3 differnt men inside the vagina at once

Hey jim, how about the Penitration Party last night

Penitration Party by Nugget master 69 December 16, 2021

double ball penitration

When having sex with a girl you put your balls into her butt hole. Caution dont not let her tighten her butt muscles hard this can result in a broken ball or two. If your having anal sex try inserting your balls in to her vagina. Variants include single ball penitration, and the more common zero ball penitration.

Obama -"I was having sex with this pornstar in my dreams and she told me to insert my balls in her ass ."

Clinton-" Me and hillary call that double ball penitration"

double ball penitration by anonanalballs January 27, 2013

double penitration

to have more than one penis inserted into a womans hole at once

The DVDA, double vaginal double anal, scene in orgasmo...

double penitration by Stunt Cock January 27, 2003

Ocular Penitration

When you skull fuck a girl in the eye aka an ej

I totally,totes ma gotes, got mad ocular penitration from that bitch with the eye patch

Ocular Penitration by STLballaG March 30, 2009

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026