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Penisknee is a photographic optical illusion wherein a photograph's subject appears to have a penis that extends the length of the thigh to the knee. It is a result of a combination of shadows and the contours of the subject's clothing. Penisknee is rare and when properly seen the viewer can experience a Gestalt Switch between perceiving the illusion of the penis and the knee that is actually being viewed.

The light and shadows on your knee are causing penisknee.

Penisknee by Jaynan February 20, 2011

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penisunleaded

The new saying for "cockdiesel" when the guy is more Fedlerlike than actually ripped up.

That wimp is penisunleaded!

penisunleaded by Sir Diesel October 7, 2003

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Penischeese

Penischeese is a very high quality form of cheese. It is make out of male cum, which is then boiled down until it curdles. The curds will begin getting hard, as you steam them, be sure to not let them to hard or else they will burst. When the penischeese is hard enough, but not too hard, strain them, pick them up and then beat them until needed. Have fun! But not too much...

“What new kink are we gonna try today?” - mistress

“Well... I was thinking penischeese...” - man hoe
“What’s that?” - mistress
“Cheese made from cum...” - man hoe
...
“...i want a divorce...” - mistress

“WE ARENT EVEN MARRIED JDMFMSKD?!?!” man hoe

Penischeese by Piece Of Shitt January 16, 2021

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penisweed

a player or someone who loves sex more than anything

dude, yo such a penisweed yo, you scored wit 20 girls in 20 days!

penisweed by powerben April 24, 2008

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Peniskake

Translates to '' Peniscake '' in norwegian. Common word to call your friend when he is being a dick, or a '' Peniscake ''

Dude! Stop! You're being such a Peniskake right now!
LOL You look like a peniskake.

Peniskake by Peniskakemannen August 9, 2016

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Penisee Refugee

A refugee that is also a paedophile(has a penis).

I can see that penisee refugee does not believe the feminists that paedophile is she by China!

Penisee Refugee by Schizo Bubble March 3, 2021

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penisleech

one who sucks much penis

philip, you're the biggest penisleech i have ever seen.

penisleech by ron May 22, 2003

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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