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Pervitude 

The aptitude an individual has for performing or acting upon perverted deeds.
The cat girl I was chatting with told me about her fetishes, she had an uncanny pervitude.
Pervitude by Giermo July 4, 2011
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perpitute 

As attributed to Pimp C, this is a woman who prostitutes, yet, on occasion tried to project herself as presentable/respectable, fluctuating back and forth between and always remaining a prostitute. A prostitute who perpetrates as respectable.
I saw the perpitute on the stroll one night, Coached up at the Galleria the next.
perpitute by White Pimp 713 December 19, 2015

Pervtitude 

The amplitude of a persons perversion or pervertedness.
Jane: The first thing my anatomy professor did was put up a picture of tits on the screen and then showed us a science of sex movie.

Dick: Yeah I heard he has a Asian fetish too, some asian girl cheated on his test and he let it be.

Jane: Whatever. Now he's making us take pictures so he can "recognize us better"

Dick: Man that guy has some pervtitude

That show Furi Kuri (Fooly Cooly) has some mad pervtitude.
Pervtitude by durkopernicus March 12, 2011

Penisitude 

A combination of the words penis and attitude, it is a lifestyle choice centered around compensating for a small penis.
Girl: See that 50 years balding white guy driving that spotless F450? That’s some serious penisitude right there.
Guy: *shouting* SORRY ABOUT YOUR PENIS, BRO!
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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