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Penisfucker

hey andrew, I heard you fuck penis, are you a penisfucker?
Penisfucker by xavier wells October 18, 2010

penisunleaded

The new saying for "cockdiesel" when the guy is more Fedlerlike than actually ripped up.
That wimp is penisunleaded!
penisunleaded by Sir Diesel October 7, 2003

penisfondler 

the act of handleing stroking caressing cradleing your boner, stiffy, meat rocket, pole, meat stick,twig and berries, all beef thermometer, cock, penis, dick, man apendige, your alabama black snake, anal impaler, baby maker, bald headed yogrt slinger, big italian salami,
choad, weiner, winky, skin flute, stemin semen roadway, third leg, trouser snake, wang, wanker and purple headed love soldier, and or your russel the love muscle.
dude that gutter baby slut just fondled my penis and it was sweeett!..
did that gutter baby slut really fondle yo penis?...
yeah man that gtter abby slut is such a penisfondler..
yeah that gtter baby slut definitely is a huge penisfondler
penisfondler by milkinshakes24/7 February 25, 2011

Penisfucky 

Penisfuckypenisfucky ducky penus
“Ducky penus, penus ducky, penis poopoo penisfucky
Penisfucky by Peepeedfucky September 21, 2019

penissuckle 

1. the act of sucking a penis or having your penis sucked

2. a whorey dum dum
1. "Dude, jenny just gave me some penissuckle!"

2. "You penissuckle!"
penissuckle by bo jangles bros. September 15, 2009

penisfuck 

I would like very much to penisfuck you right now, bby.
penisfuck by FabulousBBBW January 17, 2008
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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