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Peniseye 

Peniseye, (adapted from PSI), is used to measure the pressure of semen when hitting the eye during a money shot.

Scientific note: One Peniseye is equal to 6,894.76 pascals.
We interrupt this broadcast to bring you this important bulletin. OG Mudbone just registered 40Peniseye on a money shot delivered on a film set in San Bernadino. He broke Peter North's previous record of 38Peniseye!
Peniseye by Al-katraz May 4, 2018
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Peniseye 

(PENIS EYE). A term used by people who are bored of saying "butthead" or "dickface." It's just simply two body part names put together, to create a humorous nickname.

It's used in daily conversations.
Madison: "Breanna, you're a peniseye."
Breanna: "I know."
Peniseye by PeniseyeFounder February 19, 2010

peniseyed 

A state of being "starryeyed" over a penis.
Saquisha became all peniseyed upon seeing her boyfriend Pharrel's new penis.
peniseyed by r0xygurly January 17, 2009

penisement 

The crusty residue left on the penis after ejaculation (penis - semen - cement). Typically this partially/completely covers the peehole causing urine to shoot off to the side upon the first attempt.

Pronunciation: pen-uh-si-ment (sounds like the first part of "penicillin" and all of "cement")
Dude, how was your date with Bambi last night, and, where is the shower curtain?

Oh man, it was great! We did it four times and I must have passed out. Then, first thing this morning I go to take a piss, and, I'm standing right in front of the toilet and I hit the shower curtain big time. So, I took it down and threw it in the wash.

HAHAHA Penisement strikes again!
penisement by subbie_333 September 19, 2011

peniserector 

Joe: Damn shes a real peniserector.
Mama: Ye shes so hot and makes my penis so fucking erect.
Penisey: adjective; very enjoyable, very desirable, having or posessing great charismatic charm or appeal.
This or that is very penisey. That's a really penisey idea.
Penisey by Sandra Storace May 29, 2007

Penisee Refugee 

A refugee that is also a paedophile(has a penis).
I can see that penisee refugee does not believe the feminists that paedophile is she by China!
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