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Definitions by Al-katraz

Peniseye 

Peniseye, (adapted from PSI), is used to measure the pressure of semen when hitting the eye during a money shot.

Scientific note: One Peniseye is equal to 6,894.76 pascals.
We interrupt this broadcast to bring you this important bulletin. OG Mudbone just registered 40Peniseye on a money shot delivered on a film set in San Bernadino. He broke Peter North's previous record of 38Peniseye!
Peniseye by Al-katraz May 4, 2018

Cloak and Bagger

Sneaking up behind an unsuspecting person and spreading your scrotum over their eyes and head. The cloak and dagger aspect alludes to the secret, covert manoeuvre being perpetrated. The scrotum acts like a cloak to bag ("bagger"), entrap, blind and humiliate your victim.
Ada boy Frank! Give er the old Cloak and Bagger and then break up with her.
Cloak and Bagger by Al-katraz July 27, 2016

cornholeucopia 

A porn flick with an abundance of anal scenes would be a cornholeucopia.
Rex Holes artful production of the film "Eat, Prey, Fack" is an inspiring cornholeucopia!
cornholeucopia by Al-katraz June 1, 2016

mancupuncture 

A term girls or homosexual males use for receiving the male appendage in an oriface.
Gee whiz Marcy! What a stressful week! (Marcy) Why don't you try mancupuncture to settle me down! It works wonders for me!
mancupuncture by Al-katraz April 1, 2015

Rub and Plug 

The female version of the rub and tug whereby a woman receives a massage and then gets finger banged by the masseuse.
Hey Sally! Before you get married we should get all the gals together and go for a rub and plug.
Rub and Plug by Al-katraz February 6, 2015

Cum Guards

Cum Guards are another name for teeth. If you're looking to make a filthy comment to your buddies about someone's teeth, refering to them as Cum Guards would be a suitable descriptor.
That chick has a nice set of Cum Guards on her! She must use Colgate!
Hey Steve! How much did the dentist charge you for that new set of Cum Guards?
Cum Guards by Al-katraz September 6, 2013
An alcoholic beverage enjoyed by aboriginal people in Canada. The drink consists of one shot of Gin, one shot of whisky, 6oz of pilsner and 1/2 a shot of mouthwash (e.g. listerine, scope etc.) to add sweetness.
"Hey Myrtle! Get in here and fackin make me a fackin gindian eh!"
Gindian by Al-katraz September 5, 2013