someone who is such a complete penis that they exceed the parameters of the word.. they are in fact a penis erectus.

note: it can also be used at trivial moments
can you believe that cock was sleeping with 14 other girls?
-- what a penis erectus!

note eg: oh my god that penis erectus just stole my parking spot!
by -shorty- March 16, 2006
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