peniscake

An object or person which really sucks, badly.

Charter Communications is a bunch of penis cakes

by Mikael Draven April 10, 2004

peniscake

A delicous after-dinner treat developed in Penisnar, Russia.

Ingredients:

1 cup of cooked jasmine rice
1 tablespoon of oil
1 beaten egg
1 green pepper OR chinese cabbage (OR random green sprinkles)
50 grams of chinese sausage OR red barbequed pork (OR random red sprinkles)
1 clovelet of garlic
2 to 3 tiger prawns with head and shells removed
1 pinch of salt
1 pepper shaker full of pepper
2 diced penises

Yum! This peniscake taste like fried rice!

by Damon Gant December 26, 2007

peniscake

what you describe someone when they're nice sometimes, but then other times, they're an asshole.

"here's a box of chocolate"
"aw thanks"
"lol fuck you they're poisoned"
"wow peniscake"

by yourmothersaysno December 14, 2013

Penisage

When a man massages the inside of a woman's vagina with the outside of his penis.

Hey baby! I'd love to give you a penisage.

by lkdzzbls September 10, 2010

Penisclerosis

A name in reference several no-life low-life males Cock Mungers that sit in a basement doing nothing except jacking each other off while watching movies Saturday night.

Singular: A Penisclerosi

Plural: Penisclerosese

The Penisclerosis Cock Mungers jacked eachother off while watching a Girls Gone Wild commercial.

by boringtimes January 30, 2010

penis cake

A penis cake is, as the phrase implies, a cake that's either shaped like a penis or has one built on a regular cake. The penis stands vertically, and a small tube, like the ones used in fish tank filters, is run through the shaft and out the side of the cake. The end is connected to a turkey baster filled with milk, which should be concealed in some way to avoid ruining the surprise.

When the unsuspecting birthday person goes to blow out the candles, their friends slam down on the turkey baster and give them a birthday money shot.

"Man, my roommates threw me a birthday party and got me with a penis cake. I was crying jizz the rest of the night.

by NRE February 1, 2008

peniscule

Adjective describing one who reveres material possessions; ie jacked up trucks, corvettes, big gold chains, large dogs, in hopes of making themselves feel better about their tiny penis. Often actually advertises this fact.

The jerk who cut me off in that Toyota mini pickup with the 36" lift and the giant brush guard was obviously peniscule.

Could he be more peniscule than wearing that huge 70's gold medallion over his hairy chest with his shirt unbuttoned?

by steve grill April 6, 2004