Penis-Crocker 

The term used for a hugely nice penis. Usually associated with the wird jordan if you look it up. Girls love it and gets alot of action. For action you want one for one of your three wishes ;)

Ahh,,, Shall we have abit of Penis-Crocker fun?

Penis-Crocker by J/O/R/D/A/N April 20, 2010

Penis Cracker 

A Feminist or lesbian.

Penis Cracker by AYB March 29, 2003

Penis Cracker 

Extremely dangerous female.
or
Extremely horny female.

"Be carefull with her. She a real penis cracker."

Penis Cracker by Stefan Degeest May 18, 2003

Penis Cracker 

an extremely tasty cracker with a penis on top. (usually not bitten, suck it, then eat the cum filled cracker)

i had a delicious Penis Cracker last night.

Penis Cracker by Angel March 28, 2003

Penis Cracker 

It's a PC!

"Wanna play on my PC?"
"No thank you, I don't want my erection snapped."

Penis Cracker by Soiled Undergarment August 18, 2003

Penis Cracker 

When your man-hood is a right angled.

Hey you know Doug Danger has a penis cracker. That's if he had a penis to bend

Penis Cracker by Doug Danger March 28, 2003

Privileged Penis Cracker 

A derogatory term used to describe a Caucasian male.

"If liberals ruled the world, white men would be renamed to 'Privileged Penis Cracker'."

Privileged Penis Cracker by Pencil_Head February 19, 2019