Penis snot 

What I found in my hamburger tonight.

A Whopper beats a Big Mac!

Penis snot by Black & Decker Pecker Wrecker April 29, 2005

Penis snot 

male ejaculate

She gobbled up my penis snot

Penis snot by The Phantom July 16, 2003

blow (penis snot) 

ejaculate

Man, I like to blow penis snot in her face

blow (penis snot) by Anonymous July 16, 2003

Penis snotchel 

A penis when it is about to "blow a load" right before it "ejaculates" or "cums".

Guy 1- dude i had a huge penis snotchel the other night watching re-runs of baywatch,

Guy 2-Eww man then wht happened.

Guy 1- Well lets just say i made a new definition to "plasma" tv.

Penis snotchel by Tge next great quarterback August 3, 2009

Jimmy, that's not a penis 

A common English phrase, used when nothing else can be said, often in awkward silences.

Man 1 "My wife died one year ago today." Man 2 "...... Jimmy, that's not a penis"

Jimmy, that's not a penis by Adamdoesntlikegirls April 29, 2015

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020