Penis snot 

What I found in my hamburger tonight.

A Whopper beats a Big Mac!

Penis snot by Black & Decker Pecker Wrecker April 29, 2005

Penis snot 

male ejaculate

She gobbled up my penis snot

Penis snot by The Phantom July 16, 2003

blow (penis snot) 

ejaculate

Man, I like to blow penis snot in her face

blow (penis snot) by Anonymous July 16, 2003

Penis snotchel 

A penis when it is about to "blow a load" right before it "ejaculates" or "cums".

Guy 1- dude i had a huge penis snotchel the other night watching re-runs of baywatch,

Guy 2-Eww man then wht happened.

Guy 1- Well lets just say i made a new definition to "plasma" tv.

Penis snotchel by Tge next great quarterback August 3, 2009

Jimmy, that's not a penis 

A common English phrase, used when nothing else can be said, often in awkward silences.

Man 1 "My wife died one year ago today." Man 2 "...... Jimmy, that's not a penis"

Jimmy, that's not a penis by Adamdoesntlikegirls April 29, 2015