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Penis Touch

When one man's erect penis touches another man's erect penis.
I'm bored dood! You wanna penis touch?
by The JoeyDrama May 21, 2011
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Penis Touch

I penis touched myself in bed at night until i cummed
by Eric Bar. February 15, 2009
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Touch my penis

Go on, touch it. It won't bite.
by Anonymous May 6, 2003
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not necessarily meaning as it looks, but just referring to a girl as "hot" or "cute"; a girl you want to ask out.
David: yo, do you think that girl over there is hot?
Josh: she's alright, "I'll let her touch my penis"
by thepink1 April 4, 2006
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If it had a penis, I'd touch it.

something that you really, really like. or something that is awesome like a song or a video. not meant to be gay, just funny.
Man that song was awesome! If it had a penis, I'd touch it.
by jake christy February 2, 2009
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Touch of the Penis Head

When your male mate rolls over in bed and pokes you with his penis head.
Paul rolled over and gave me a touch of the penis head and I said, “HELLO!!!!”
by Sweats11537 August 31, 2019
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Penis Toucher

Someone who touches and/or has sex with multiple penises within a short period of time.
"So how many guys have you been with this week, Gabi?"

"3 lol.... wait 4..... maybe 5"
"Oh hunni you're a penis toucher"
by Mio L Van December 8, 2018
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