Penis Sandwich
Penis Sandwich by Chris + Judith December 9, 2008
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Penis Sandwich
Penis Sandwich by A vag salad December 26, 2024
Give That Penis a Sandwich
Ralph Garman: Isn't Bruce Willis a great actor?
Kevin Smith: Totally, give that penis a sandwich, Ralph.
Kevin Smith: Totally, give that penis a sandwich, Ralph.
Give That Penis a Sandwich by Smodcastle September 10, 2010
Penis-Butter Sandwich
Penis-Butter Sandwich by sixtyfps March 6, 2009
Penis Butter Sandwich
Describes the result of condomless (unprotected) sex and ejaculating inside of a vagina, creating a penis butter sandwich, which the perpetrator proceeds to eat after the act.
Man 1: "I ate a penis butter sandwich today."
Man 2: "Was it good?"
Man 1: "No, it needed some fruit."
Man 2: "Was it good?"
Man 1: "No, it needed some fruit."
Penis Butter Sandwich by MikeHasAMic November 13, 2020
penis sputter sandwich
penis sputter sandwich by Kutsuba November 21, 2022
Penis Butter Belly Sandwich
When you pull out and evenly distribute your load across the girl’s stomach, then jump on top of her and squirm around while yelling, “Peanut butter jelly! Peanut butter jelly!”
Me: Yo that chick I banged last night won’t text me back.
Bud: Wtf did you do?
Me: I don’t know, maybe she didn’t like the penis butter belly sandwich I made for her.
Bud: Wtf did you do?
Me: I don’t know, maybe she didn’t like the penis butter belly sandwich I made for her.
Penis Butter Belly Sandwich by daddyblast69 April 13, 2023
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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