Penis Pasty
Penis Pasty by 10293848576 February 11, 2012
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penis party
n. A party hosted by a woman, where all the guests are male. The men wear all black except for crotch-less pants. They dress their erect penises in miniature tuxedos and everybody has a grand old time.
penis party by Dr. Mung March 30, 2004
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Party Hat Penis
Displaying excitement regardless of personal feelings. Based off the concept of wearing a party hat around your waist and over your crotch as a comical and fallic accessory.
Party Hat Penis by Goombi Mcbumberson December 4, 2021
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