Penis Pasty 

A delicious pastry product from Cornwall but stuffed full with human penises instead of meat.

He ate the penis pasty with great difficulty.

She ate the penis pasty with relative ease.

Penis Pasty by 10293848576 February 11, 2012

penis party 

n. A party hosted by a woman, where all the guests are male. The men wear all black except for crotch-less pants. They dress their erect penises in miniature tuxedos and everybody has a grand old time.

Mary's been really depressed lately. We should throw her a penis party!

penis party by Dr. Mung March 30, 2004

Penis party 

A threesome of dudes (gay)

I had a proper penis party last night 🍆💦

Penis party by Mr. b chungus January 27, 2019

penis popper party 

The after-party of the pride parade.

Bill, a straight dude who volunteered for the parade, accidentally fell victim to butt stuff at the penis popper party.

penis popper party by El ritardo June 25, 2018

Party Hat Penis 

Displaying excitement regardless of personal feelings. Based off the concept of wearing a party hat around your waist and over your crotch as a comical and fallic accessory.

I’m gonna have to be a real party hat penis tonight - I got no sleep yesterday.

Party Hat Penis by Goombi Mcbumberson December 4, 2021

Penispaste 

Where one man brushes another man/women's teeth, with his penis, using his splooge(cum) as toothpaste

Person 1: "oh no, I've forgotten my toothpaste!"
Person 2: "don't worry, we will just use penispaste! I hope you don't have braces!"

Penispaste by Glby January 16, 2014

penispaste 

When toothpaste comes out of your penis and you use it to brush your teeth/ham

yo man try this penispaste, it makes your breath smell just like penis

penispaste by ham hole December 4, 2010