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Penis Fire 

When two men rub their penises utilizing maximal friction in order to start a fire. This sensation faults for the ultimate penis bro’s experience.

Idea Credits by: caseykid873
Roger: Yo bro, u tryna start a penis fire?
Winston: Sure bro, I’m getting aroused as we speak.
Penis Fire by poopingchicken191 April 22, 2021
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Penis on fire 

When a girl goes to give you a blowjob and she asks you for a cigarrete or tries to light one whilst down in your penis area and it maanages to light up your pubes and penis so that your penis becomes on fire
Jake : OMG dont tell anyone but abbie was giving it to me and took a fag and set fire to my pubes and gave me a penis on fire

Adam : haha, u infertile loser
Penis on fire by dani314 October 30, 2008

fire work penis

When your cock turns into a magical fire work and lights off like a giant fire work emanating from the ground.
During the rave, Garold crotch shot off like a fire work penis.
fire work penis by Rickety Cricket666 November 30, 2017

penis explision of fire 

When your dick swells up and you cum out hot sauce
I fucked a bitch andgave her a penis explision of fire

Penis Firewall 

The belief that men are capable of admiring attractive women without finding sexual interest in them. The school of thought that a man’s sexual drives can be contained. Some poor deluded and misguided individuals sincerely hold to this belief, much like Santa Claus or the Easter Bunny.
My wife’s sister is pretty, but I don’t find her attractive because she’s behind the penis firewall.
Penis Firewall by Phil H. February 9, 2022

Penisfire 

The sensation that occurs when a male person gets a venereal disease.
John cried loudly because of his penisfire.
Penisfire by BugsyTK January 4, 2007

penisfriend 

A guy who is only kept around for sexual purposes, with no serious romantic or emotional connection. Unlike a friend with benefits, a penisfriend's only function is to respond to bootycalls--an actual friendship does not not exist (but one may develop as a side effect).

A dildo with its own life.
My roommate's trying to take it slow with this new guy she really likes, so she's got a penisfriend on the side to vent all of her sexual frustration.
penisfriend by HLRP April 1, 2011
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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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