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Penis on fire 

When a girl goes to give you a blowjob and she asks you for a cigarrete or tries to light one whilst down in your penis area and it maanages to light up your pubes and penis so that your penis becomes on fire
Jake : OMG dont tell anyone but abbie was giving it to me and took a fag and set fire to my pubes and gave me a penis on fire

Adam : haha, u infertile loser
Penis on fire by dani314 October 30, 2008

fire work penis

When your cock turns into a magical fire work and lights off like a giant fire work emanating from the ground.
During the rave, Garold crotch shot off like a fire work penis.

penis explision of fire 

When your dick swells up and you cum out hot sauce
I fucked a bitch andgave her a penis explision of fire

Penis Firewall 

The belief that men are capable of admiring attractive women without finding sexual interest in them. The school of thought that a man’s sexual drives can be contained. Some poor deluded and misguided individuals sincerely hold to this belief, much like Santa Claus or the Easter Bunny.
My wife’s sister is pretty, but I don’t find her attractive because she’s behind the penis firewall.
Penis Firewall by Phil H. February 9, 2022

Penisfire 

The sensation that occurs when a male person gets a venereal disease.
John cried loudly because of his penisfire.
Penisfire by BugsyTK January 4, 2007

penisfriend 

A guy who is only kept around for sexual purposes, with no serious romantic or emotional connection. Unlike a friend with benefits, a penisfriend's only function is to respond to bootycalls--an actual friendship does not not exist (but one may develop as a side effect).

A dildo with its own life.
My roommate's trying to take it slow with this new guy she really likes, so she's got a penisfriend on the side to vent all of her sexual frustration.
penisfriend by HLRP April 1, 2011