Penis Fire

When two men rub their penises utilizing maximal friction in order to start a fire. This sensation faults for the ultimate penis bro’s experience.

Idea Credits by: caseykid873

Roger: Yo bro, u tryna start a penis fire?
Winston: Sure bro, I’m getting aroused as we speak.

by poopingchicken191 April 22, 2021

Penis on fire

When a girl goes to give you a blowjob and she asks you for a cigarrete or tries to light one whilst down in your penis area and it maanages to light up your pubes and penis so that your penis becomes on fire

Jake : OMG dont tell anyone but abbie was giving it to me and took a fag and set fire to my pubes and gave me a penis on fire

Adam : haha, u infertile loser

by dani314 October 30, 2008

fire work penis

When your cock turns into a magical fire work and lights off like a giant fire work emanating from the ground.

During the rave, Garold crotch shot off like a fire work penis.

by Rickety Cricket666 November 30, 2017

penis explision of fire

When your dick swells up and you cum out hot sauce

I fucked a bitch andgave her a penis explision of fire

by 69ner69800 October 31, 2013

Penis Firewall

The belief that men are capable of admiring attractive women without finding sexual interest in them. The school of thought that a man’s sexual drives can be contained. Some poor deluded and misguided individuals sincerely hold to this belief, much like Santa Claus or the Easter Bunny.

My wife’s sister is pretty, but I don’t find her attractive because she’s behind the penis firewall.

by Phil H. February 9, 2022

Penisfire

The sensation that occurs when a male person gets a venereal disease.

John cried loudly because of his penisfire.

by BugsyTK January 4, 2007

penisfriend

A guy who is only kept around for sexual purposes, with no serious romantic or emotional connection. Unlike a friend with benefits, a penisfriend's only function is to respond to bootycalls--an actual friendship does not not exist (but one may develop as a side effect).

A dildo with its own life.

My roommate's trying to take it slow with this new guy she really likes, so she's got a penisfriend on the side to vent all of her sexual frustration.

by HLRP April 1, 2011