penis colata
hey mis-ter, you seeem to be outta dis penis colata
-or, while singing loudly in 7-11-
"if u like penis colata"
-or, while singing loudly in 7-11-
"if u like penis colata"
penis colata by Peaches June 16, 2004
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Penis Colata
A fascinating drink made with your favorite rum, pineapple juice or chunks and a generous helping of fresh jizz.
A classic, refreshing penis colada is made by blending 2 oz white rum, 1.5–2 oz cream of man, 2 oz pineapple juice, and 1 cup of ice until smooth. For the best texture, use frozen pineapple chunks or extra ice, and garnish with a pineapple wedge and maraschino cherry.
Ingredients
2oz rum
2oz pineapple juice
1.5-2oz cream of man (jizz)
1 cup Ice (or frozen pineapple chunks for more flavor)
Optional: 1/2 oz fresh lime juice (to balance sweetness)
Directions
Blend everything together.
A classic, refreshing penis colada is made by blending 2 oz white rum, 1.5–2 oz cream of man, 2 oz pineapple juice, and 1 cup of ice until smooth. For the best texture, use frozen pineapple chunks or extra ice, and garnish with a pineapple wedge and maraschino cherry.
Ingredients
2oz rum
2oz pineapple juice
1.5-2oz cream of man (jizz)
1 cup Ice (or frozen pineapple chunks for more flavor)
Optional: 1/2 oz fresh lime juice (to balance sweetness)
Directions
Blend everything together.
Penis Colata by Speedytaco New April 22, 2026
Related Words
Penis Colada
The act of sticking your penis into a unsuspecting victims drink, and 'using your swizzle stick as a swizzle stick.' Can include the added 'extra' of bodily fluids.
Penis Colada by Dwayne's Love Child December 15, 2008
Penis Colada
The name of the load a woman swallows the night after her man spent the entire day drinking pineapple juice.
Penis Colada by ElSenorDuke November 21, 2014
Penis Colada
Any drink that has been urinated in, ejaculated in, or had a penis inserted into it.
This magical transformation is usual done to enemies who are unaware.
This magical transformation is usual done to enemies who are unaware.
Remember, you can turn any of your enemies (or friends) drinks into a Penis Colada.
I just gave that lucky asshole a penis colada!
I just gave that lucky asshole a penis colada!
Penis Colada by RBurton May 16, 2009
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Penis Coolata by peniscoolataluva April 20, 2011
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