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Penis Colata

A fascinating drink made with your favorite rum, pineapple juice or chunks and a generous helping of fresh jizz.

A classic, refreshing penis colada is made by blending 2 oz white rum, 1.5–2 oz cream of man, 2 oz pineapple juice, and 1 cup of ice until smooth. For the best texture, use frozen pineapple chunks or extra ice, and garnish with a pineapple wedge and maraschino cherry.

Ingredients
2oz rum
2oz pineapple juice
1.5-2oz cream of man (jizz)
1 cup Ice (or frozen pineapple chunks for more flavor)
Optional: 1/2 oz fresh lime juice (to balance sweetness)

Directions
Blend everything together.
I ordered a penis colata last night but the bartender said he was empty.
Penis Colata by Speedytaco New April 22, 2026

Penis Colada 

The act of sticking your penis into a unsuspecting victims drink, and 'using your swizzle stick as a swizzle stick.' Can include the added 'extra' of bodily fluids.
Man, can you believe Gups gave Jaraad a Penis Colada at that 21st the other night.
Penis Colada by Dwayne's Love Child December 15, 2008

Penis Colada 

The name of the load a woman swallows the night after her man spent the entire day drinking pineapple juice.
her: who drank all the goddamn pineapple juice?
Him: don't worry babe I made you a penis colada.
Penis Colada by ElSenorDuke November 21, 2014

Penis Colada 

Any drink that has been urinated in, ejaculated in, or had a penis inserted into it.

This magical transformation is usual done to enemies who are unaware.
Remember, you can turn any of your enemies (or friends) drinks into a Penis Colada.

I just gave that lucky asshole a penis colada!
Penis Colada by RBurton May 16, 2009

Penis Coolata

A beautiful drink made of sperm and served in a salt rimmed glass. Always tasty
I saw michaela drinking a Penis Coolata and licking her lips.

Penis Colada 

Guzzling the penial excrement after a male has consumed a significant amount of pineapple, and tasting the fruity, refreshing flavor.
I gave that dude a blow job and he'd totally had a full serving of fruit; I slurped up his penis colada.
Penis Colada by Enell January 5, 2013