mclean bible church

a church that has grown big and fast and anyone who doesnt go to church at all calls it a cult, but really more people go to it than dont. like 3,000 people go there.

besides, if that many people go there, how can it be a cult?

if u think MBC is a cult than u obviously havent gone there but hate it because everyone else does

by peaches July 24, 2004

scrub

A person that iss never invited but is always there, never carries cash only a credit card so you have to pay for his shit and hee will buy you food in your return even though it is not worth thee value that you have spent, sleeps over at your house completly uninvited for several days, weeks, or months at a time

Chris Hernandez AKA HIV

by Peaches March 28, 2005

penis colata

a drink you ask for with a deep accent at 7-11

hey mis-ter, you seeem to be outta dis penis colata

-or, while singing loudly in 7-11-

"if u like penis colata"

by Peaches June 16, 2004

bis

Founder of a new laguage referred to as bis-ish.
Found in bars drinking hand grenades. Can be recognized by the noise *cuak*
Usually is surrounded by one or more of the following PC's, wh0rez, fish and/or ferrets.

where da bis at?

like bis is
blahblahblah
the end?

by Peaches February 19, 2004

mclean bible church

a large church that confuses most of the people who see it. Unknown to most of these people, large churches are ALL OVER the united states, with 20-25 churches this size in Atlanta alone.

"Bible church" is not a denomination, and as such mclean bible church answers to no church body on policy but believes in the bible alone as the source of "church polcy"

why does mclean bible church have video games and a gym in church? does that still count as church?

If it teaches the word of God, and if Jesus is the focus, then why not use video games to attract people who might otherwise not come?

who says church has to be boring?

by peaches June 05, 2005

lezzer

The way the british pretain the word "lesbian."

"I saw two lezzers making out on the subway."
"That's gross chap, care for some chips and fish?"

by peaches February 18, 2005

Head

A fucking CRAZY ex-member of Korn who thinks that God talks to him and wants to kill 50 Cent.

Head forgot to take his pills, so he quit Korn and wrote a poem about a shitty rapper.

by Peaches March 30, 2005