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Penis Colada

Any drink that has been urinated in, ejaculated in, or had a penis inserted into it.

This magical transformation is usual done to enemies who are unaware.
Remember, you can turn any of your enemies (or friends) drinks into a Penis Colada.

I just gave that lucky asshole a penis colada!
by RBurton May 16, 2009
mugGet the Penis Coladamug.

western stranger

The act of jerking yourself off with your left hand (or your right hand while its asleep) while using the western grip. (A left handed person would use their right hand).
Toms got a hot date with a western stranger tonight!
by RBurton June 23, 2008
mugGet the western strangermug.

Dump and Blow

Cody got caught giving Tom a dump and blow
by RBurton August 19, 2008
mugGet the Dump and Blowmug.

Dump and Dodge

While taking a dump, you lift your ass slightly after the shit falls to avoid having the dirty toilet water splash on your ass.
Always dump and dodge while using public toilets, because you don't know where that toilet has been.
by RBurton August 2, 2008
mugGet the Dump and Dodgemug.

good morning

The act of cracking an egg over a steaming pile of fresh shit you just left somebody as a wonderful surprise.
I left a good morning for him in his lunchbox.
by RBurton May 13, 2008
mugGet the good morningmug.

Shit and split

When somebody leaves the restroom without washing their hands.
Did you see that dirty fucker!? He just shit and split.
by rburton October 1, 2009
mugGet the Shit and splitmug.

Dump and Dodge

While taking a dump, you move your ass either up, or to the side to avoid the splashing water. This move is especially common when using public toilets.
If Tom would have used the dump and dodge technique, Jim never would've got that nasty tongue infection.
by RBurton August 19, 2008
mugGet the Dump and Dodgemug.

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