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a pee pee!!!!!!! or a male genital!!!!!
Woah look at that lil' pen-iss!
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The Idea that there is no God. Or god is dead.
Wow. You believe in God? I think pen-iss
Pen-iss by GearTheLynx October 6, 2020
Pen iss (penis) means an item (or object) that you lose of of your Pen. So, you simply say (Peniss).
Coming from the country of Belgium it was used a lot when pens were lost (misplaced).
Pen iss meaning in example, " I have Peniss. Can you help me find it ? " In other words, "I have lost my pen. Can you help me find it ? "
Pen iss by Winkle Sniffer March 26, 2019

penissimo 

Derived from the italian suffix -issimo, meaning "extreme" or "remarkable" and the english root penis, penissimo means an extremely large or remarkable penis, one that is pleasing to the eye, and a woman.
Damn your penissimo is huge! I bet you get all the ladies.
penissimo by seksimopho November 28, 2012

Penissaurus Maximus

A small man with a giant ego and a even smaller penis. Arrogant, unknowledgeable, illeterate, incompetent, moronic, illogical, can be seen making monkey faces and picking his nose on live TV. Directly releated to, dickhead, penisface, ignoramus, pinnhead and superchicken.
Jim: I can't believe that George Bush is our president.
Pat: Yeah, everybody knows he's a Penissaurus Maximus.

Penissoccer 

A game in which several fully-nude men replace the plastic figurines of a foosball table with their penises, and play the game normally.

First one to get a boner loses.
"Hey man, what's wrong?
I lost a game of Penissoccer."
Penissoccer by Gramma Knobgobbles November 29, 2011

Penissaurus 

A term which can be used as an insult I.E calling someone a dick head. Dick head in this sentence could be replaced with penissaurus.
"Man Alex is such a penissaurus I hate him"
Penissaurus by TheLegitDavid April 23, 2014
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
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God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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