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The Peametric System
The system of comparing penis sizes through standing front to front with erect penises, edging towards eachother until one mans penis touches the body of the other man
This man is crowned victor
This man is crowned victor
Me and my buddy, rob, used the peametric system to finally resolve the conflict of whose penis is larger
The Peametric System by xxcocksuckerelite69xx March 1, 2014
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pussy pelmet
pussy pelmet by banana83 April 28, 2005
minge pelmet
Hanging flab from below a woman's gut but above her genitals. Many women attempt to hide their pelmets by pulling their trousers up well above their waists.
Origin: midlands, UK. Minge: see 'minge'. Pelmet: an architectural feature built to hide curtain fittings, making the appearance of the curtain more aesthetic.
Minge Pelmet may also be used to describe an individual with a prominent minge pelmet.
Origin: midlands, UK. Minge: see 'minge'. Pelmet: an architectural feature built to hide curtain fittings, making the appearance of the curtain more aesthetic.
Minge Pelmet may also be used to describe an individual with a prominent minge pelmet.
minge pelmet by Ludwig van Funkenstein August 30, 2007
Pelmet
1. The roll of fat hanging over a person's over-tight trousers or jeans;
2. The roll of fat on the lower belly hanging over the pubic region.
2. The roll of fat on the lower belly hanging over the pubic region.
1. She was a size 14 squeezed into a size 10 so she had a pelmet all round like a Michelin tyre.
2. You couldn't see his dick for his pelmet.
2. You couldn't see his dick for his pelmet.
Pelmet by Edna Sweetlove July 30, 2010
je pommetje laten horlepiepen
je pommetje laten horlepiepen by Sprk June 2, 2004
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