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Wow Emily's pemmet is so cute
Pemmet by Imapemmet October 16, 2016
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The Peametric System 

The system of comparing penis sizes through standing front to front with erect penises, edging towards eachother until one mans penis touches the body of the other man

This man is crowned victor
Me and my buddy, rob, used the peametric system to finally resolve the conflict of whose penis is larger
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pussy pelmet 

very short skirt, leaving nothing to the imagination!
that's not a skirt, that's a pussy pelmet!
pussy pelmet by banana83 April 28, 2005

minge pelmet 

Hanging flab from below a woman's gut but above her genitals. Many women attempt to hide their pelmets by pulling their trousers up well above their waists.

Origin: midlands, UK. Minge: see 'minge'. Pelmet: an architectural feature built to hide curtain fittings, making the appearance of the curtain more aesthetic.

Minge Pelmet may also be used to describe an individual with a prominent minge pelmet.
"Fuck me, look at the minge pelmet on her!"

"Look out! Here comes Minge Pelmet!"
Pesmet is a really cool, fancy and fun group in Romania. They are really cool people and fun to be around.
- Hey do you know what Pesmet is?
- Yeah they're a fun friend group!
pesmet by theo_1 November 21, 2021
1. The roll of fat hanging over a person's over-tight trousers or jeans;

2. The roll of fat on the lower belly hanging over the pubic region.
1. She was a size 14 squeezed into a size 10 so she had a pelmet all round like a Michelin tyre.

2. You couldn't see his dick for his pelmet.
Pelmet by Edna Sweetlove July 30, 2010

je pommetje laten horlepiepen 

Slang for receiving oral sex, referring to the children's series "Pommetje Horlepiep"
Ik ga eens lekker mijn pommetje laten horlepiepen!
More from Urban Dictionary
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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