Pemmet

My cat

Wow Emily's pemmet is so cute

by Imapemmet October 16, 2016

The Peametric System

The system of comparing penis sizes through standing front to front with erect penises, edging towards eachother until one mans penis touches the body of the other man

This man is crowned victor

Me and my buddy, rob, used the peametric system to finally resolve the conflict of whose penis is larger

by xxcocksuckerelite69xx March 1, 2014

pussy pelmet

very short skirt, leaving nothing to the imagination!

that's not a skirt, that's a pussy pelmet!

by banana83 April 28, 2005

minge pelmet

Hanging flab from below a woman's gut but above her genitals. Many women attempt to hide their pelmets by pulling their trousers up well above their waists.

Origin: midlands, UK. Minge: see 'minge'. Pelmet: an architectural feature built to hide curtain fittings, making the appearance of the curtain more aesthetic.

Minge Pelmet may also be used to describe an individual with a prominent minge pelmet.

"Fuck me, look at the minge pelmet on her!"

"Look out! Here comes Minge Pelmet!"

by Ludwig van Funkenstein August 30, 2007

pesmet

Pesmet is a really cool, fancy and fun group in Romania. They are really cool people and fun to be around.

- Hey do you know what Pesmet is?
- Yeah they're a fun friend group!

by theo_1 November 21, 2021

Pelmet

1. The roll of fat hanging over a person's over-tight trousers or jeans;

2. The roll of fat on the lower belly hanging over the pubic region.

1. She was a size 14 squeezed into a size 10 so she had a pelmet all round like a Michelin tyre.

2. You couldn't see his dick for his pelmet.

by Edna Sweetlove July 30, 2010

je pommetje laten horlepiepen

Slang for receiving oral sex, referring to the children's series "Pommetje Horlepiep"

Ik ga eens lekker mijn pommetje laten horlepiepen!

by Sprk June 2, 2004