Pemmé

A more fancy version of a Pemu, but they are shaped like oatmeal creampies and they are even softer than regular pemus. They are very hairy down in the lime, so they love to get furpied. They do everything they can to have sex with every boy in the world like a regular pemu.

*calls a porn line*
Pemmé: Hey can I do porn
Reciever: Are you above 18?
Pemmé: No
Reciever: Hmmmmmm.......... Do you shave at least?
Pemmé: I can’t shave
Reciever: Furpie doesn’t sell
*hangs up*

by Bruh Jenkins September 18, 2019

pimmel

German slang for penis. Less offensive insult and can be compared to the english term 'Wiener'. The word gained popularity in 2021 after a German politican was called a 'Pimmel' by a twitter user, resulting in a raid of that user's house by the police. The incident caused outrage by other users and politicians, as well as an onslaught of Memes, calling the measure unreasonable for such a minor insult.

Du bist so 1 Pimmel (you are such a Wiener)

by Sabberlott September 9, 2021

Pimmelsteif

Pimmelsteif is a common medicine to improve the strengthen of your Pimml0r. It can be bought in every german pharmacy.

Pimmelsteif is a liquid drug looking and tasting like strawberry juice. After using Pimmelsteif a man can easy fuck more than five hours.

In German Army (Bundeswehr) Pimmelsteif is served every friday in advance of the weekend fuck.

"Hey Oberstabsleutnant, Sie Schweinhund! Wir wollen sofort Pimmelsteif!" — “Jawohl Jurgen Sie Scheisskopf! Zu Befehl!" — "Danke! Jetzt konnen wir am Wochenend gut unsere Frauleins begatten. Schieß dem Tor!"

by gollomosh December 1, 2022

pummel the porcelain

This describes taking an urgent dump in the toilet.

After the chili special, I had to go pummel the porcelain!

by I, Wreckerrr February 4, 2017

Pemex

Referencing a Mexican strain marijuana

Pemex is a Mexican state owned petroleum company.

Petroleum = gas
Gas = marijuana

Dude I smoked some Pemex last night and got hella faded.

by XLVI & II February 7, 2019

The Peametric System

The system of comparing penis sizes through standing front to front with erect penises, edging towards eachother until one mans penis touches the body of the other man

This man is crowned victor

Me and my buddy, rob, used the peametric system to finally resolve the conflict of whose penis is larger

by xxcocksuckerelite69xx March 1, 2014

Permed

A person or place that is beat down or worn out. Someone who is hung over or lacking rest. It can also describe someone getting drunk or partying really hard. It can be said in plural or singular form, both have equal meanings.

"I'm so Permed from last nights drinks I can barely function at work today" "Tonight I'm gonna get my Perm on!" "May the Perm be with you" "Was she cute? Or was she Perm" "

by Drunklando October 13, 2011