Peis

A Sexual move when you throw your bitch in the air and when she comes back down you turkey slap her to the closest surface area then ejaculate over her

Man:How is your face bitch?

Woman/Bitch:It hurts your peis was hard

by bob,dog,mob,tob,lob,job July 8, 2010

peis

a small penis

look at that dudes peis! that poor guy.

by peis expert October 14, 2013

Peis

does not mean penis

I love peis

by T0tally February 9, 2021

peis.mp3

Peis.mp3 is a word used by acient egyptians. It is used to describe a person that has achieved perfection in all ways pkssible and has mad money bruh. The word continued on to a niche instagram celebrity group that are now using it

In acient egypt: pharaoh is very peis.mp3.
In modern english: damn nigga this girl is peis.mp3 as fuck! Hi sugnar💀

by Peis.mp3bruh May 27, 2022

Peishan

Not to be confused with Persian, A Peishan is a very beautiful asian girl who is smart and funny; and who will always make you laugh. She is not afraid to ask for help, and can sometimes be a bit stubborn. She is also somewhat promiscuous and flirty, but it is all her qualities that make her a gorgeous and successful person.

Any guy would be lucky to have her as a girlfriend

Dude *looking at pic*: So, what's your girlfriend's name?

Bro: Peishan

Dude: You lucky bastard

by TwinbladeMaster8675309 December 3, 2011

Peishi

An entity of absolute truth. One of the fundamental laws of physics is that 'Peishi is always right.' Failing to maintain this law means that one is 'damn cui'.

Dude A: "are you sure he's right?"
Dude B: "Of course, he's a Peishi!"

OR

Peishi says "you damn cui leh!"

by Dianne_Loh August 28, 2014

Peistache

1. A word that describes a false statement or claim
2. Can also refer to an amazing mustache

1. He claimed he got to third base with her, but i smelled his fingers, peistache!

2. What a sweet peistache. I wish i could grow an upper lip garden like that

by Scroto Baggins February 4, 2010