peis

a small penis

look at that dudes peis! that poor guy.

by peis expert October 15, 2013

PEI

An eastern province in the country of Canada, one of 3 maritime provinces (the others being Nova Scotia and New Brunswick) PEI is renowned for its white sand beaches, exquisite culinary and arts scene as well as the popular story book/play character Anne of Green Gables. In fact, that is a front created to attract tourists. Real PEI culture is garbage ceilidhs, greasy arse townies vapin in their honda civics in a mcdicks' parkin lot, basin head n thunder cove, hittin up old home week, gettin right shittered at Cavy offa your pogey check and finally brappin around till you hit a god damn pot hole n blow a tire...fuckin Ghiz

Donny: Do you know anyone from the maritimes?
Frank: Yes! my cousins Bloisey Gallant and Ernest MacLeod are from "PEI"
Donny: Up west or down east PEI Bloisey Gallant?
Frank: Down east..
Donny: Boyo you got fam in kings county! That's fuckin greasy buddy

("PEI" man is weeping in corner of a room)
Donny: Frank why are you being sucha stunned cunt, why ya sookin?
Frank: Havent you heard?!? Boomer's retiring from Compass!!!!!

Cribbage is "PEI"'s official provincial sport, besides competitive alcoholism and mental illness

by buddywhat'shisname April 10, 2017

pey

a name :

a very cute jeongin stan, and someone who makes everyone smile with their cute posts! whenever you meet someone with the name pey, they’ll always brighten up your days! how to use in a sentence:

“pey best girl” “pey is the best jeongin stan!”

by httpskz July 14, 2020

Peis

A Sexual move when you throw your bitch in the air and when she comes back down you turkey slap her to the closest surface area then ejaculate over her

Man:How is your face bitch?

Woman/Bitch:It hurts your peis was hard

by bob,dog,mob,tob,lob,job July 07, 2010

pey

reversal of the word yep, it means agreement, action, or anything else you want it to.

Don't make me pey you!
She is f*cking hot, i want to pey her.

by Matt May 14, 2003

pei pei

Chris Hsin's alias created by Janet Chung.

person 1: HARROW PAE PIE U R CHNESE???
chris: stfu

by rageneox March 01, 2005

PEY

Please end yourself

alternative to kys

you fcking faggot pey,
just pey

by manchesterik August 09, 2019