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peis by peis expert October 14, 2013
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Peis by T0tally February 9, 2021

peis.mp3 

Peis.mp3 is a word used by acient egyptians. It is used to describe a person that has achieved perfection in all ways pkssible and has mad money bruh. The word continued on to a niche instagram celebrity group that are now using it
In acient egypt: pharaoh is very peis.mp3.
In modern english: damn nigga this girl is peis.mp3 as fuck! Hi sugnar💀
peis.mp3 by Peis.mp3bruh May 27, 2022
Not to be confused with Persian, A Peishan is a very beautiful asian girl who is smart and funny; and who will always make you laugh. She is not afraid to ask for help, and can sometimes be a bit stubborn. She is also somewhat promiscuous and flirty, but it is all her qualities that make her a gorgeous and successful person.

Any guy would be lucky to have her as a girlfriend
Dude *looking at pic*: So, what's your girlfriend's name?

Bro: Peishan

Dude: You lucky bastard
Peishan by TwinbladeMaster8675309 December 3, 2011
An entity of absolute truth. One of the fundamental laws of physics is that 'Peishi is always right.' Failing to maintain this law means that one is 'damn cui'.
Dude A: "are you sure he's right?"
Dude B: "Of course, he's a Peishi!"

OR

Peishi says "you damn cui leh!"
Peishi by Dianne_Loh August 28, 2014

Peistache 

1. A word that describes a false statement or claim
2. Can also refer to an amazing mustache
1. He claimed he got to third base with her, but i smelled his fingers, peistache!

2. What a sweet peistache. I wish i could grow an upper lip garden like that
Peistache by Scroto Baggins February 4, 2010