cui

Verb: To Masturbate. Can also be used as a noun (e.g. "I love the cui").

Person 1: "Man that was a good cui".
Person 2: "Nothin like cuiing in the early morn".

by Adam Gablowsky April 30, 2004

cui

To masterbate alot, even though alot of people wont say they cui they really do. This guy named Joey i know does it.

Ricky: What are you gonna do man?
Joey: I might go home and cui some more

by Dirty white boy March 12, 2005

cui

“Can you imagine”

Not to be confused with cufi: “Can you fucking imagine?”

Each letter must be said separately. Obvs.

Hi pal. Cui how fun it will be when those ratchet strippers queef in our face tonight? I mean cufi?

I sure can pally.

by Avizzle February 15, 2020

cui

A different term for the abbreviation lol. Cui is the abbreviation for 'Crack Up Inside'

Instant Messanger 1: you smell lyke dog shyt
Instant Messanger 2: lol

::now with cui::

Instant Messanger 1: you smell lyke dog shyt
Instant Messanger 2: cui

by Joey September 04, 2004

cui

n., pl.; the plural form of "cuz"; two or more good friends, buddies, homeys, homeslices, etc.

I'm chillin' with my cui.

by KFan II May 19, 2010

cuy

Cuy = Guinea Pig Ecuador

The only "difference" is that in Ecuador cuyes are not pets, they are bred, much like chickens, to be later broiled and served as a delicacy.

person1: What should we cook for our guests today?
person2: I think we should get some Cuyes and serve them with potatos and encebollado.

by Cuencano April 03, 2006

Cui

To Masturbate. Originated from a person named Harry Cui, who was believed to have masturbated at least 10 times a day. Suspected of even ditching friends and parties to do it.

Person 1: Oh man I'm sorry dude I have a ton of homework, I can't get out.
Person 2: Bullsh*t, you just want to cui.

by Jason Backster April 27, 2004