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pedaphidelic

when you see an old guy with a young girl..or old girl with a young guy..
(walking on pier see a old guy kiss a girl)

me-wow thats a little pedaphidelic dont you think?

my friend-wow yes that was
pedaphidelic by R_swithenbank November 27, 2009

pedophilic fishfingers 

1. Old farts who hang around playgrounds looking for "fishfingers."
2. Pedophiles with fingers that smell like fish.
Bruce: Son, stay away from that old man, he is another one of those pedophilic fishfingers.
Son: Shouldn't we help him Dad?
Bruce: That's exactly what he wants.

Amanda: Ewww, gross. Have you taken a whiff of his pedophilic fish fingers.
Susan: I know, the last girl he played with must have smelt aweful.
Jess: Hey, my vag doesn't smell that bad!

pedophilicious 

Adj. A word made up by me to describe a girl in high school, or underage in general, who looks so good if you were legal you wouldnt mind being having sex with. Thus, making you a pedophile.
"Wow she's hot!" "Yeah, she's worth the 5 to 10 years." "Yeah, she sure is pedophilicious!"

pedophilican 

A politician or political party that ratifies pedophilia through financial or moral support, or utilized as pedophilicanism, a political stance indicating acceptance of pedophilia.
The Republican Party should now be known as the Pedophilicans, because when it comes to running for a United States Senate seat as a Republican, any pedophile can.

If Moore is a pedophile, Trump and the rest of the Republican Party are Pedophilicans.
pedophilican by keyline26 December 6, 2017

Pedophilic

(adj.) Describing a person that emulates or embodies those characteristics commonly associated with pedophiles.
John McCain seems like that creepy, old, pedophilic next-door-neighbor that offers all the little kids candy if they come inside.
Pedophilic by DCdebateWATCHER January 19, 2009

pedophillia

A disease which makes an adult attracted to children.
The guy got arrested for having pedophillia.
pedophillia by Someonefromanytown October 11, 2016
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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