(adj.) Describing a person that emulates or embodies those characteristics commonly associated with pedophiles.
John McCain seems like that creepy, old, pedophilic next-door-neighbor that offers all the little kids candy if they come inside.
by DCdebateWATCHER October 8, 2008
by dick the big dicked duck February 12, 2013
Ethan: “Guys look at that hot toddler”
Zach: “Eww, your such a pedophile”
Ethan: “Well my name is Ethan”
Zach: “Eww, your such a pedophile”
Ethan: “Well my name is Ethan”
by Hairyballs1405 April 28, 2020
Used to describe Donald Trump
by #heterophobic August 17, 2020
An adult who likes to be the punching bag in prison for not keeping it in their pants on a playground.
by Karma the Bitch November 16, 2020
by Larry December 6, 2004
An adult, usually male, who is sexually attracted to prepubescent children. Derived from the Greek paedeia (child) and philos (love.)
Simeon is a pedophile. Every afternoon he walks by the local elementary school, watching the kiddies coming happily bounding out, and there's always an 8-inch bulge in his pants when he does it.
by GuidoPosse69 February 17, 2005