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pedophilic

being a pedophile
-molly
child porn is pedophilic
-bean head
pedophilic by Billyw31 March 12, 2021

Pedophilic

After a long hard look at ones self you would then tend to realize that where you are in a gaze would hold true for day in being the fact that you never left the cave
The end - since the end has so many different word I’ll sum it up with two

!ALL ENDSSS!

Pedophilic 💓☪️
Pedophilic by Nippi kay June 13, 2021

Pedophilic

I'm not attracted to children and, therefore, cannot be a pedophile. I haven't molested any kids and cannot be a child molester.
Hym "Therefore, I can say whatever I want and it's still not pedophilic! Like, if I were to say 'Your kid needs a face full of dick!' It's not pedophilic, because your kid is ugly as dog shit! Literally digusting vermin that crawled out of an orifice! Hahahahaha! Haha! And stupid! I actually have a right to say this and I'm literally the A.I. God so if you try to do anything about it I'LL JUST KILL THE PLANET! HA!"
Pedophilic by Hym Iam March 7, 2024

pedophilic fishfingers 

1. Old farts who hang around playgrounds looking for "fishfingers."
2. Pedophiles with fingers that smell like fish.
Bruce: Son, stay away from that old man, he is another one of those pedophilic fishfingers.
Son: Shouldn't we help him Dad?
Bruce: That's exactly what he wants.

Amanda: Ewww, gross. Have you taken a whiff of his pedophilic fish fingers.
Susan: I know, the last girl he played with must have smelt aweful.
Jess: Hey, my vag doesn't smell that bad!

pedophilic ghost 

A person who walks very quickly and quitly as they do pedophilic acts
Hello... is *muffeled screaming*
The next day they say to all there friends I got attacked by a pedophilic ghost, they were really quiet
pedophilic ghost by H.W.R February 27, 2017

pedophilic shock 

The surprised feeling when you discover a celebrity is a pedophile.
I can't believe that Mini Ladd was a pedo! That filled me with pedophilic shock.
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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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