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Pecker dick 

My ex boyfriend stabbed me with his pecker dick and finished too fast :(
Pecker dick by Momma Den August 7, 2009
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dick picker 

an unfavorable person; literally, one who picks debris and/or foreign organisms off of a penis, esp. one's own.
"yo dick picker... get your lame busted-up porno mags off of my bed before i house you!"
dick picker by kagus christ October 30, 2003

dick picker 

An urban kid that walks around with his pants down low. Holding them up by clamping the crotch area.
It appears as though he is picking his dick with his hands-Dick Picker
dick picker by Pink dick picker August 31, 2011

peckerlicker 

a dog that is not polite in front of company
knock it off peckerlicker!
peckerlicker by yofadda November 9, 2006

peckerdeck

a term used for a truck with a flatbed mostly driven by rednecks or douche bags
look at that redneck truck with the peckerdeck
peckerdeck by peterbilt379 January 13, 2008

peckerdick 

Someone who is a complete idiot, has no common sense or asks dumb questions.
Tom has been such a “Peckerdick” lately.
peckerdick by Peckerdick13 July 16, 2023

Dicker Picker 

when one of your friends is sitting or laying down and you quickly pick your friends dick like a claw game, the claw being your hand and the stuffed animal being your friends penis.

while doing this you must exclaim "DICKER PICKER!" while picking the dick
Friend 1-*laying on couch*

Friend 2-*unexpectedly comes over* "DICKER PICKER!"

Friend 1-"YOU BASTARD!"
Dicker Picker by shablazum October 13, 2011
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
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