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dick picker 

an unfavorable person; literally, one who picks debris and/or foreign organisms off of a penis, esp. one's own.
"yo dick picker... get your lame busted-up porno mags off of my bed before i house you!"
dick picker by kagus christ October 30, 2003

dick picker 

An urban kid that walks around with his pants down low. Holding them up by clamping the crotch area.
It appears as though he is picking his dick with his hands-Dick Picker
dick picker by Pink dick picker August 31, 2011

peckerlicker 

a dog that is not polite in front of company
knock it off peckerlicker!
peckerlicker by yofadda November 9, 2006

peckerdeck

a term used for a truck with a flatbed mostly driven by rednecks or douche bags
look at that redneck truck with the peckerdeck
peckerdeck by peterbilt379 January 13, 2008

peckerdick 

Someone who is a complete idiot, has no common sense or asks dumb questions.
Tom has been such a “Peckerdick” lately.
peckerdick by Peckerdick13 July 16, 2023

Dicker Picker 

when one of your friends is sitting or laying down and you quickly pick your friends dick like a claw game, the claw being your hand and the stuffed animal being your friends penis.

while doing this you must exclaim "DICKER PICKER!" while picking the dick
Friend 1-*laying on couch*

Friend 2-*unexpectedly comes over* "DICKER PICKER!"

Friend 1-"YOU BASTARD!"
Dicker Picker by shablazum October 13, 2011
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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