Pecarded 

1. Of, or pertaining to, the state of gear to which Pecards has been applied.

2. Preserved or ressurected.

1. I Pecarded my Raider's authentic Goatskin, and now it just won't distress.

2. Michaelson's and Indiana Jess's faces fail to bely their age since they are so well Pecarded.

Pecarded by Indiana Guybrush March 29, 2004

petarded 

A portmanteauof "retarded" and "petard," it describes a plan backfiring on you in such a way that you are left looking utterly ridiculous. It combines the concept of retarded--which is to say mentally deficient--and the phrase "hoisted by your own petard," which means to have damage done to you by the means you had intended to employ to damage others. A petard is an explosive used to break down barricades in warfare, and so petarded can also mean "blown up," in some circumstances.

You ratted Dan out for stealing that camera, but in doing so proved that you were his accomplice? Dude, you're petarded.

Jim just petarded the front door trying to take out his ex, but the door blew up and a shard of it went through his windshield. Totally petarded.

petarded by Talmanes December 3, 2006

petarded 

An acute use of the word Retarded. Retarded to the second power. Pretty Retarded.

"Did you see that guy giving me those ridiculous pick-up lines?"

"Yeah, he was petarded!"

petarded by instrumentoffear March 24, 2009

Petarded 

As retarded as a Peter.

I swear gregs F**king petarded!

Petarded by petabread/petard July 3, 2008

Full Picarded 

When playing foosball, the art of sending the ball backwards and scoring on your own team.

CRAIG! YOU JUST WENT FULL PICARDED!! YOU NEVER GO FULL PICARDED!!

Full Picarded by 48 flex October 21, 2022

petarded 

family guy's,peter,sufers from this illness.petarded is the name of one of the episodes where peter finds out he is retarded.(I won't tell u the rest,it'll ruin it for u)

you're so petarded.

stop being such a petard.

petarded by Ching January 8, 2006

Petarded 

When your clinically insane friend happens to be named Pete.

I took my friend Pete to the club, and he was thrown out for acting Petarded.

Petarded by Rubenderovr April 18, 2018