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To blow ya load, to arrive at the party early, to jump the gun, to ejaculate prematurely basically. Derives from the word 'peters' meaning to fizzle out and the word 'oh'. Usually exclaimed by the less than impressed second party.
Cheryl:"Oh yeah babe! Now put it in!"
Ben:"Huuuhhhhuuhh........
Cheryl:"Er babe.......
Ben:"Er....... i'm not really in the mood anymore."
Cheryl: "Babe...
Ben:"Yeah i peatoed..........
Peato by Banj December 20, 2004
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Cutie patootie 

Daily reminder that you are in fact a cutie patootie and you do in fact deserve love

Cutie patootie 

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Cutie patootie by Shulaman September 9, 2016

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Jesus, was that Patoka, Indiana we just passed?!
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I was with Tayla last night and we did the Taiwanese Peacock and she gave my room a makeover.

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Ex. Hey, did you see Joe talk to that girl?
Yeah, he’s literally Ryan Peacock
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