Lard on

Used to describe a mans state of arousal when in the presence of a fat bird.

Ben:"Dude! Check out the 20 stoner!
Andrew:"Oh yeah baby, i got a lard on fo sure!"
Ben:"Giggidy giggidy"!
Andrew:"Allll right"!

by Banj December 23, 2004

sex kitten

Usually a young, sweet, cute looking girl, but who ooze's sex appeal and who is most probably a lot less innocent than they look. They are usually very flirty and playful.

Hard to resist!

That girl off that show 'doctors'! You'd know if your saw her!

by Banj December 20, 2004

Phonebox on the estate

Famous landmark found at the entrance to notourious Bedford slum. The phonebox is the main focal point for drug dealers and the 5 0 alike.

"Where you meeting dave?"
"Phonebox on the estate"

by Banj December 20, 2004

i heard that

Used to emphasise the fact that one has heard a piece of information, and whole-heartedly agrees with it.

Guy1:"Damn homey! Need'da get me some poontang tonight!
Guy2:"I heard that!"

by Banj December 20, 2004

meezer

The word 'meezer' refers to a ladies nether regions. A bastardization of minge and beaver the word meezer is rumoured to have originated from a small rural area in france.

nick: "U fucking what!?"
sex pest: "i'm tellin ya, i found it up her meezer"
nick: "Have u washed it!?"
sex pest:"YES..........no"

by Banj December 20, 2004

Peato

To blow ya load, to arrive at the party early, to jump the gun, to ejaculate prematurely basically. Derives from the word 'peters' meaning to fizzle out and the word 'oh'. Usually exclaimed by the less than impressed second party.

Cheryl:"Oh yeah babe! Now put it in!"
Ben:"Huuuhhhhuuhh........
Cheryl:"Er babe.......
Ben:"Er....... i'm not really in the mood anymore."
Cheryl: "Babe...
Ben:"Yeah i peatoed..........

by Banj December 20, 2004

chalabi

Cannabis, either resin or leaf.

A term used in London and the South East of England. Originally nicknamed cheeba (taken from the song "Space Cowboy" by Jamiroquai) circa 1993, and subsequently becoming known as chubby. Due to the invasion of Afghanistan and the installed regime, Chelabi became the next logical progression.

Several variations on the theme are Chubby, Chubbage, Hans Chelabi, Yohans Chelabi, Corporal Chelabi, The Hans, The Corporal

"Oi! Gimp, pass me the skins, baccy and chalabi - I need to bill up"

by banj July 09, 2004