Banj's definitions

bitch please

Used to demonstrate ones apathy at being asked an offensive question.

Hoe:"Are you sure you haven't had enough?"
Baller:"Bitch please!"

by Banj December 20, 2004

chalabi

Cannabis, either resin or leaf.

A term used in London and the South East of England. Originally nicknamed cheeba (taken from the song "Space Cowboy" by Jamiroquai) circa 1993, and subsequently becoming known as chubby. Due to the invasion of Afghanistan and the installed regime, Chelabi became the next logical progression.

Several variations on the theme are Chubby, Chubbage, Hans Chelabi, Yohans Chelabi, Corporal Chelabi, The Hans, The Corporal

"Oi! Gimp, pass me the skins, baccy and chalabi - I need to bill up"

by banj July 9, 2004

Lard on

Used to describe a mans state of arousal when in the presence of a fat bird.

Ben:"Dude! Check out the 20 stoner!
Andrew:"Oh yeah baby, i got a lard on fo sure!"
Ben:"Giggidy giggidy"!
Andrew:"Allll right"!

by Banj December 23, 2004

The Estate

Notorious UK hood, in the east anglian town of Bedford, where drug dealing, gang banging, car alarms going off and ratty looking kids mouthing off are a daily occurence.

Yeah i gotta go meet dave on the estate, he's hookin me up with a ps2 and an eigth.

by Banj December 20, 2004

sex pest

A person who's mind is filled with filth. Will take every opportunity to turn the most innocent of conversations/ situations, into sordid sex fests.

Will be prone to expose themselves.

Al:"Mate, have a butchers at this!"
Ben:"Dude! Seriously! Put the mouse back in the house!"
Nick:"Bloody sex pest!"

by Banj December 20, 2004

sex kitten

Usually a young, sweet, cute looking girl, but who ooze's sex appeal and who is most probably a lot less innocent than they look. They are usually very flirty and playful.

Hard to resist!

That girl off that show 'doctors'! You'd know if your saw her!

by Banj December 20, 2004

Phonebox on the estate

Famous landmark found at the entrance to notourious Bedford slum. The phonebox is the main focal point for drug dealers and the 5 0 alike.

"Where you meeting dave?"
"Phonebox on the estate"

by Banj December 20, 2004