Peasle

A sad or unfortunate creature with pathetic attributes. Usually useless or near-useless. Small either physically or metaphorically, deserving of harsh ridicule, and often quite disgusting and vile. Typically amusing to look at due to its measly nature.

Look at that little Peasle.
This is my stupid fucking cat Lewis. He is a Peasle.

by Truffle Hog67 April 12, 2022

Peasle

A form of Please... (Look under Please)...

Can I peasle come over to your house today!!

by Tinybit August 21, 2009

The Village Pearlers

A group known as the Village Mafia from dangerous parts of Michigan. This group has extremely high blunt standards. You must be able to know how to pearl a blunt to hang in this squad. As it is mentioned in their song, "Pearl Game Reflective", they like blunts rolled symmetric. Basically, it should look the same way before and after. If you royally fuck up a blunt then you may be at risk of losing your nipples. Just hope that the Village Mafia Administration of Blunt Doctors can fix it and save your nips.

The Village Pearlers have hosted their 5th annual blunt rolling competition this year.

by Abriel Ole September 2, 2016

Pearled

Rolling a perfect blunt

She pearled that backwood.

by TrapB June 9, 2018

Pearled

A blunt rolled in a nice or perfect circle

Bro Lucas always pearled his blunts

by Daddyluke May 7, 2018

peased out

A person who consistantly passes out from being a lightweight drinker or just a pussy. Some people have a high alcohol tolerance some have a high pass out rate, this is for the latter.

"Look at Justin he is peased out again"

"Man, Is that kenny peased out in the backyard?"

by Ryan McIver November 16, 2006

Mini Pearle Vision

That annoying tag that dumbasses like to keep on their sunglasses.

Holy shit, Frankie! Look at that douche fag with his Mini Pearle Vision. I hope the fuck head gets a paper cut to the eyeball!

by Timmmaaay October 15, 2010