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Pearlaide 

A person that's cool, hot, successful. amazing, attractive, talented, creative, humble, unbothered, moisturized, fresh and delightful
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Pearland 

A city in Texas near Houston.

It use to have a bunch of pear trees, which were totally eradicated by the unfortunate mishap of the great Galveston Hurricane of whatever that date was.

But don't take my word for it.

Often called Land of the Pears.

Contrary to popular beliefe, Pearland is not gangkster.
PEARLAND has great shopping.

I live in PEARLAND.

There was only one entry for the definition of PEARLAND in urbandictionary.com, so I added one.
Pearland by Genine June 21, 2008
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pearline 

A girl who is lovable. One Of a kind person. A great friend to have. Trustworthy, caring, always lend you an ear. Dramatic! Animated. Not as nice as people think she is. Determined. Will be very successful!

Inspiration to many people
I need someone to talk to, I'll call Pearline I know she'll lend an ear.
pearline by Shake a tail baby November 13, 2014

Pearland 

A small suburban town. Home to the Pearland Oilers and Dawson Eagles. The Pearland Oilers are 2010 Division 1 5A State Champions and Beat the Trinity Trojans 24-28 . The Oilers are 16-0 , perfect season.

The motto of the Oilers is Plus 1
Person that is an Oiler:Hey , did you know Pearland won State.

Person that is a Trojan: i hate my life!
Pearland by champ10' January 1, 2011

Beach Parlade 

When you walk up into the zone of destiny while the balls never stop you.in no time we make “look at all the people Bill they’re on the truth house” let them in to breath
I’ve never returns from the out in beach parlade
Beach Parlade by Phzkinrre6 June 14, 2021

Pearland 

city south of houston and home of the original pearland oilers which is better than dawson eagles and any other surrounding football teams / highschools
man were you at the football game friday night ?

yea pearland smoked pasadena 59-0

man pearlands so badass
Pearland by Jhoandcdawg January 16, 2009
A crackhead.A girl who was named a "pearlady" after having a pear sticker on her cheek.She laughs at mostly everything and is the mother of Bartholomew.
I could not keep a straight face due to Pearlady, for she was hysterically laughing at my attempts to do so.
pearlady by Alex Cunanan December 25, 2007
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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