Pearland 

A city in Texas near Houston.

It use to have a bunch of pear trees, which were totally eradicated by the unfortunate mishap of the great Galveston Hurricane of whatever that date was.

But don't take my word for it.

Often called Land of the Pears.

Contrary to popular beliefe, Pearland is not gangkster.

PEARLAND has great shopping.

I live in PEARLAND.

There was only one entry for the definition of PEARLAND in urbandictionary.com, so I added one.

Pearland by Genine June 21, 2008

Pearland 

A small suburban town. Home to the Pearland Oilers and Dawson Eagles. The Pearland Oilers are 2010 Division 1 5A State Champions and Beat the Trinity Trojans 24-28 . The Oilers are 16-0 , perfect season.

The motto of the Oilers is Plus 1

Person that is an Oiler:Hey , did you know Pearland won State.

Person that is a Trojan: i hate my life!

Pearland by champ10' January 1, 2011

Pearland 

city south of houston and home of the original pearland oilers which is better than dawson eagles and any other surrounding football teams / highschools

man were you at the football game friday night ?

yea pearland smoked pasadena 59-0

man pearlands so badass

Pearland by Jhoandcdawg January 16, 2009

Pearland 

A city South/South-East of Houston, Texas. Largely known for the champion football team, the Oilers.
Students who graduated in 2010 are just about the only people who know where to buy above-average marijuana.
Site of an attempted bank-heist turned hostage situation that was ultimately diffused with no deaths.
Term "drillo" was coined here.
The city is massively boring so brings lots of money or at least an eighth to get through the day.

Person 1: Yo, there's a party in Pearland!
Person 2: Are you sure that's safe?
Person 3: You want to start actin' like a little bitch before you get there?
Person 1: Nigga is trippin', lets wait to buy weed before we get there.
Person 2: I don't know about this guys, what if we get in trouble?
Person 3: Person No. 1, where the fuck did you find this kid?
Person 1: Not Pearland.

Pearland by Trill OG October 14, 2011

pearland 

the baddest most gangster town out there

that boy chris is from pearland, dont fuck with him

pearland by who is chris September 1, 2004

Pearland 

A really boring town south of Houston. Doesn't actually have pears.

Home of the Dawson Eagles and the Pearland oilers. The Oilers were here first but Dawson just got a shiney new 3 story building so HA!

One popular attraction is the new mall, which kind of sucks cause it's outdoors and the Houston weather is...unpleasant.

Often called The Land of Pears by young residents.

You can tell this city is too spread out cause I have to drive 20 minutes to the other side of town to get my boyfriend. :c

"pearland rocks!!! Go eagles!!!"

"my boyfriend lives too far away :c "
"shut up you've said that 1,000 times"

Pearland by WingedZebra August 17, 2009

Chopstick King of Pearland 

Behold, the legendary Chopstick King of Pearland—a man whose fingers move with the grace of a ballet dancer and the speed of a caffeinated squirrel. Known for his unmatched ability to pick up even the slipperiest noodles or the tiniest grains of rice, he rules the local sushi bars with an iron (or rather, bamboo) grip. His crown? A headband made of mismatched soy sauce packets. His royal decree? "Forks are for the faint of heart!" Whether it's taming unruly ramen or catching a runaway edamame, his chopstick prowess has turned him into a local icon and the stuff of dinner-table legends. Long live the Chopstick King—may his soy sauce always be plentiful, and his chopsticks never splinter!

1. "The Chopstick King of Pearland amazed the crowd by deftly catching a falling dumpling mid-air, earning a round of thunderous applause from nearby diners."

2. "Local sushi chefs tremble with excitement whenever the Chopstick King enters, knowing their creations are about to meet their match."

3. "With a flick of his wrist, the Chopstick King of Pearland plucked a stray wasabi pea from the floor, proving once again that no morsel is too small for his reign."

4. "It is said that the Chopstick King can split a sushi roll perfectly in half without so much as disturbing the seaweed wrap."

5. "Children in Pearland tell tales of the Chopstick King’s legendary duel with a slippery piece of sashimi, a battle he won effortlessly."

Chopstick King of Pearland by Stinkystick Johnny March 20, 2025