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rolling pearl harbors 

When a series of catastrophic events strike at one's life mercilessly, relentlessly, and leave one with kamikaze impulses.
Billy was so fuckin blown away by the ill fortune that came his away suddenly -- verily, it was like rolling pearl harbors -- that we huddled and pitied the next relationship he got into. She would pay, whoever she was -- and pay.

Pearl Harbor 

When three or more United States Marines gangbang a Japanese chick.
GENERAL: Private VanHorn, why the fuck are you late to formation?
PRIVATE: Sorry sir! Major Propnuts, Captain Silverbars and I were giving Hiroki a Pearl Harbor until 4AM!
GENERAL: Carry on, Private.
Pearl Harbor by Mustache Cano March 17, 2010

Kamikaze Pearl Harbor 

When a Japanese guy lives on a higher floor in an apartment building than an American girl and they're both on their balconies. He starts masturbating on his balcony, then jumps off right before he comes, faces the building, and jizzes right when he passes her floor, giving her a surprise pearl necklace as he falls to his death.
KAMIKAZE PEARL HARBORRRrrrrr!

Pearl Harbor Lineups 

A sentence someone will say on Valorant if the map will be Pearl and someone will pick an agent named Harbor.
"Man, Where them Pearl Harbor Lineups at?"
"I have Some Pearl Harbor lineups!"

the pearl harbor

When your sleeping next to a chick who has her back to you and you start to massage her back and act like your just being nice to her for no reason, and then you just hit it from the back while she least expects it. You see, its a sneak attack which hints the name Pearl Harbor. She will never see it cumming.
My chick is all pissed off at me because I gave her the pearl harbor while she was sleeping last night.

German's bombed Pearl Harbor 

Used on message boards when someone posts a topic that has been recently posted by someone else.

See also GBPH.
"Over? Did you say over? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the German's bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no! And it ain't over now! Cause when the going gets tough.. The tough get goin'. Who's with me?" - Animal House