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Larkin'

A kinder, gentler putdown of someone on line for comedic rather than vile or destructive purposes. Opposite of snarking.
Davey Crockett was almost as a bad as my snarkin' girlfriend with online comments, but he was light-hearted and meant well, you know, larkin', unlike my girlfriend, who I've stopped seeing after a comment she made about my muff breath the other day -- online! There goes that barrier reef.
by barleycorn December 18, 2020
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moonboggle

to be ill-affected by the beams of a new moon spotlighting down on the brain in the darkness that engulfs.
Jethro felt lost, bebuzzled and downright moonboggled by the professor's new plans for still refurbishments, and scratched his ass in perpexity.
by barleycorn June 7, 2021
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bebuzzled

From the Native Americans, bedoodleboop (trad.), to blow smoke signals to no communicative avail.

To put another person in a state of confusion and uncertainty that is akin to a groovy but unfocussed state that a reefer smoker is in just before the buzz latches on and new insights occur. Often interchangeable with prebuzzle, the more archaic form, but with fewer black eyes following.
Early internet notion involving cloud computing that a forbear of Al Gore, seeing such smoke during his time as a Union soldier during the Indian wars as a futuristic idea for global communication, wrote down and passed on to the guy who couldn't win his own home state during a crucial presidential election in 2000 -- Buffalo Soldiers everywhere were bebuzzled by this passing of events.
by barleycorn July 20, 2021
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Pun

an improvised expressive device
When Bosworth accidentally stepped on Johnny's IED he exploded into a million pieces of laughter. Now, that was punny, said Bosworth.
by barleycorn November 4, 2019
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Stuffing

The act of fooling around or fucking around too much when important or serious business is at hand.
Melissa screamed at the kids, chasing each other around the yard wirh squirt guns filled mommy's secrets, "Will you two stop stuffing, we've got autumn leaves to rake and burn."
by barleycorn February 17, 2023
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snocked

to be so high on a mixture of hash oil and Jamaican stout as to be obnoxiously white boy crude and employing rude boy jargon like raasclaut.
Whoa, you hear Jimmy the other night? He was so snocked he started speaking in KIngston rude boy tongues, like Peter Tosh speed turned up, man. We gotta cut this shit out before it goes permanent. It didn't end well for Tosh, know what I mean?
by barleycorn May 10, 2021
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detörestration

from the German Tör, meaning door.

To be thrown out the fucking door; unwelcomed; bounced unceremoniously, like a rebound lover.
Groucho asked Chicolini a simple question about how to proceed in the war, and the pianist-cum-conman got flip, and Groucho showed him the meaning of detörestration. And gave him a shoe in the buttocks to boot.
by barleycorn July 13, 2021
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