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an improvised expressive device
When Bosworth accidentally stepped on Johnny's IED he exploded into a million pieces of laughter. Now, that was punny, said Bosworth.
by barleycorn November 4, 2019
Get the Pun mug.A kinder, gentler putdown of someone on line for comedic rather than vile or destructive purposes. Opposite of snarking.
Davey Crockett was almost as a bad as my snarkin' girlfriend with online comments, but he was light-hearted and meant well, you know, larkin', unlike my girlfriend, who I've stopped seeing after a comment she made about my muff breath the other day -- online! There goes that barrier reef.
by barleycorn December 18, 2020
Get the Larkin' mug.When the CIA came to UMass, my alma mater, intent on recruiting new losers to their criminal cause in Central America, Abbie Hoffman and Amy Carter marched right up to that table and uttered, quimbrim, and proceeded to lie on the floor for dramatic effect. The agency fellow snapped a pic. And then we heard Abbie had died of an overdose. A business card was found at Abbie's place that said: Duane was here.
by barleycorn November 3, 2021
Get the quimbrim mug.Abbie told the nice CIA recruiters at UMass-Amherst, looking to find new war criminals in illegal wars, to find some trim and quimbrim where the sperm don't swim.
by barleycorn October 31, 2021
Get the quimbrim mug.from the German Tör, meaning door.
To be thrown out the fucking door; unwelcomed; bounced unceremoniously, like a rebound lover.
To be thrown out the fucking door; unwelcomed; bounced unceremoniously, like a rebound lover.
Groucho asked Chicolini a simple question about how to proceed in the war, and the pianist-cum-conman got flip, and Groucho showed him the meaning of detörestration. And gave him a shoe in the buttocks to boot.
by barleycorn July 13, 2021
Get the detörestration mug.To sit with your bong on an eve facing North where sea of stars cascade in her eyes and you torch up and make mad love and get into the groove, as the Madonna used to say.
When she ran her hand up my gland I no longer felt comfortably and bourgeois bland and put my hand on the bong and played the blues on it like it was a saxophone weeping for joy in the early morning hours of new love -- oh, sweet jeezuz, bongulate!
by barleycorn July 17, 2021
Get the bongulate mug.From the Native Americans, bedoodleboop (trad.), to blow smoke signals to no communicative avail.
To put another person in a state of confusion and uncertainty that is akin to a groovy but unfocussed state that a reefer smoker is in just before the buzz latches on and new insights occur. Often interchangeable with prebuzzle, the more archaic form, but with fewer black eyes following.
To put another person in a state of confusion and uncertainty that is akin to a groovy but unfocussed state that a reefer smoker is in just before the buzz latches on and new insights occur. Often interchangeable with prebuzzle, the more archaic form, but with fewer black eyes following.
Early internet notion involving cloud computing that a forbear of Al Gore, seeing such smoke during his time as a Union soldier during the Indian wars as a futuristic idea for global communication, wrote down and passed on to the guy who couldn't win his own home state during a crucial presidential election in 2000 -- Buffalo Soldiers everywhere were bebuzzled by this passing of events.
by barleycorn July 20, 2021
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