Definitions by barleycorn
dododentric
Jodi wore a dododentric smile that betrayed an extinct sense of humor we were all to glad to see go, and now, here it was again, like the dusk of an old day.
dododentric by barleycorn April 22, 2024
gobblesmoggle
The otherwise pleasant salon chatter was ruined by the gobblesmoggle of one loudmouthed nincompoop who pomped on for hours and filled the air with the ruins of his former smoker's lungs. I managed to pick up Gillian anyway and we snoggled on her island all evening long to boogie woogie. O Gillian's island.
gobblesmoggle by barleycorn August 2, 2023
Stuffing
Melissa screamed at the kids, chasing each other around the yard wirh squirt guns filled mommy's secrets, "Will you two stop stuffing, we've got autumn leaves to rake and burn."
Stuffing by barleycorn February 17, 2023
humey
A now-anachronistic term referring to the full spectrum of being human (loving and lovable, for example) in the pre-AI anthropogenic period before the merge with machines was complete.
Billy Bob from Atlanta still believed in all the huffoo about human promacy and the evolution of the family of man, when we pushed his tied up body over the canoe's edge. He was still blub-blubbing his fluffernuttery about Love as he sank and got taken by a giant rainbow trout that lit the rapid water with koolaid acid dreams. We envied Billy Bob's fate to go down loving. He was a real humey. And we sang a banjo song in his honor around the campfire that very night. Drew!? Anybody see Drew!?
humey by barleycorn February 12, 2023
rolling pearl harbors
When a series of catastrophic events strike at one's life mercilessly, relentlessly, and leave one with kamikaze impulses.
Billy was so fuckin blown away by the ill fortune that came his away suddenly -- verily, it was like rolling pearl harbors -- that we huddled and pitied the next relationship he got into. She would pay, whoever she was -- and pay.
rolling pearl harbors by barleycorn July 22, 2022
quimbrim
When the CIA came to UMass, my alma mater, intent on recruiting new losers to their criminal cause in Central America, Abbie Hoffman and Amy Carter marched right up to that table and uttered, quimbrim, and proceeded to lie on the floor for dramatic effect. The agency fellow snapped a pic. And then we heard Abbie had died of an overdose. A business card was found at Abbie's place that said: Duane was here.
quimbrim by barleycorn November 3, 2021
quimbrim
Abbie told the nice CIA recruiters at UMass-Amherst, looking to find new war criminals in illegal wars, to find some trim and quimbrim where the sperm don't swim.
quimbrim by barleycorn October 31, 2021