Peanutian 

Peanutian is an meme revolved religion based on the life and teachings of Mr.Peanut of Planters. Its followers, known as Peanutians, believe that Mr.Peanut is the NUT, whose coming as the messiah was prophesied in the meme world, called the Old Nuttiness in Peanutian, and chronicled in the New Baby Nut. If your a follower you cannot eat peanuts. During prayer you have to put a top hat and monocle on. We believe in reincarnation, during the reincarnation you become a baby nut and have a chance to become the Planters Peanut mascot: Mr.Peanut. If you eat a peanut you have to go through a punishment which you cut off your pinky finger and send it to Planters in which they use it in their soil to grow more peanuts.

I am a Peanutian

Peanutian by Lil_Crispy February 3, 2020

Peanutting 

The act of yanking one's tie as hard as possible to create an unbreakable knot resembling a peanut.

A: What's wrong?
B: Gary just administered a savage peanutting. points at tie, I cant breath...

Peanutting by barry glitter October 31, 2011

penutia 

(peh-noo-she-uh): 1)A condition characterized by a small, bent, scarred, or otherwise malformed penis. 2)A man who has no earthly idea of how to go about pleasing another human being sexually besides himself, and may not seem to care.

1)During their lunch, Bettina told Helga that her dish of linguini reminded her of Selby's penutia. 2)Gregor's status as the local penutia had him hard-up for dates.

penutia by four_stave_score March 7, 2004

Peanutitis 

An inflamation of the inner ear that renders all conversation into indistinct 'wa's'

This class is giving me peanutitis; I feel like Charlie Brown talking to the teacher.

Don't ask me what was decided. In that meeting I got an acute case of peanutitis and couldn't make out anything.

Peanutitis by Okkam1 August 2, 2012

peanutrina 

A female presenting pair of testicles

I gently squeezed my trans girlfriend’s peanutrina.

peanutrina by Carly shayyy October 28, 2023

Peanutgasm 

A way to get an orgasm by violently shoving with great force one or many peanuts into your or an others rectum, vagina or in some cases dick hole. Usually induces bleeding.

"Man, my pussy still tingles from that awesome peanutgasm!!!"

Peanutgasm by Free clinic blowjob March 14, 2009

peanuting

Shortening of smuggling peanuts. When your nipples go hard so that you can see the outline of them through your top.

Its so cold out here im peanuting.

peanuting by Marfar May 11, 2006