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planting a potato 

The sexual act of defecating in a woman's verticle smile.
Hey bro, you hook up with that chick last night?
Oh bro, I had whiskey dick so bad and couldn't make it to the bathroom on time so I wound up planting a potato.

pengting 

the term 'pengting' is used to say someone is very attractive or 'fit' as youths say. This is also known as being 'choong' or 'nang'. It can be used as just 'peng', but is seen as being slightly -cough- "cooler" to say 'ting' at the end.
"Oi mate, shes a pengting bruv."
"Yeah she's nang."
pengting by Lucie :) May 3, 2008
The act of farting out of ones penis, can also be used as paunt, a penis fart.
After anal Pat is always paunting for hours.

I feel so bloated I think I need to paunt.
paunting by SnookKing417 May 17, 2017
I am PANTING in my room.
Panting by ClassicRonnie July 1, 2022

Peanutting 

The act of yanking one's tie as hard as possible to create an unbreakable knot resembling a peanut.
A: What's wrong?
B: Gary just administered a savage peanutting. points at tie, I cant breath...
Peanutting by barry glitter October 31, 2011
The act of pooping while eating. Pooping + Eating = Peating.
Dude, my girlfriend walked in on me peating. I asked her to give me a blumpkin and she went for it.
Peating by Enlie10 August 23, 2011