the act of lubing your dick with peanut oil, and receiving oral sex from a person with peanut allergies. their throat will close up causing immense pleasure. somewhat like a Donkey Punch

i was peaNutting with this girl last night. it was awesome. for me at least

see also donkey punch

peaNutting by werbz September 7, 2014

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peanutting

A form of sex where the girl hangs upside down and the guy forces his peanut butter covered penis in her mouth.

"Honey, can we try some peanutting tonight?"

peanutting by peanutguy69 May 27, 2016

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Peanutting

When u nut but almost no cum comes out (this is a bad thing tho).

Girl: I just had sex and when he peanutted all over me! I expected more from him!
Girl 2: what a loser can't he do better than peanutting.

Peanutting by NatazjaRgrim October 12, 2018

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Peanutian

Peanutian is an meme revolved religion based on the life and teachings of Mr.Peanut of Planters. Its followers, known as Peanutians, believe that Mr.Peanut is the NUT, whose coming as the messiah was prophesied in the meme world, called the Old Nuttiness in Peanutian, and chronicled in the New Baby Nut. If your a follower you cannot eat peanuts. During prayer you have to put a top hat and monocle on. We believe in reincarnation, during the reincarnation you become a baby nut and have a chance to become the Planters Peanut mascot: Mr.Peanut. If you eat a peanut you have to go through a punishment which you cut off your pinky finger and send it to Planters in which they use it in their soil to grow more peanuts.

I am a Peanutian

Peanutian by Lil_Crispy February 3, 2020

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