spending countless hours going through articles on cracked.com instead of doing real work, with the benefit of being oddly informed about random trivia.
"So I got online yesterday to work on my philosophypaper, but I ended up procrackedinating for like nine hours...I may have failed the class but now I know all about the '6 Most Poorly Thought Out Attempts at Insurance Fraud'!!!"
To excitedly deliver a piece of news to large group of people only to find they have know about it for two days minimum. Thereby leading them to conclusion you hve been locked in your bedroom for 48 hours with 300cwt of pornography
"Did you knowElton John is apparently gay?" "Sorry you've been peacocked"
Back in 1999, members of the football365 football forum (now mostly found at cupwinkcook.com) formed an e-mail group for some of the forummers to send each other the latest e-mail jokes, attachments, etc. in a convenient way.
One member of the group, Peacock (named so after the Leeds United nickname "The Peacocks"), had the rather annoying habit of posting the latest jokes, attachments, etc. after they had already been posted.
When you're a big fan of the Premier League and look ahead to the schedule of fixtures for the upcoming gameweek, and see that one or several interesting matches are exclusively on NBC's streaming service "Peacock." This leads to a wide range of possible setbacks, such as an inability to record the game on Cable TV or Fubo, or making the trip out to a pub hoping that they have subscribed to it (or have someone on staff willing to switch from conventional TV to the SmartTV alternative).
"Hey man, trying to catch Chelsea vs. United tomorrow?"
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!