A gentleman who is both pregnant and endowed with a penis of substantial girth, who is known to masturbate in to plastic cups whilst looking at pictures of handsome Bavarian men
A person you may love and see a future with that could never happen because they may have either rejected you or be in a current relationship that halts the pursuit of each other. The person you love, the peach scone, normally would have no idea your love and may be mislead to think it as sincerity and kind gestures
Dude, that girl is so pretty, and kind, and we are just so connected. But she’s engaged to Adam. I guess she’ll be my peach scone forever
A term used to describe a vagina, also referred to as a peach, when it is near perfection - and the skin appears to be tight, beautiful, and desirable.