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The chess piece thought by some to be the most unwitting, though in reality nobody has to keep playing.
Derek Chauvin, George Floyd, Ahmaud Arbery, the guy that killed him, these were all pawns in the female Jim Jones's game, much like the people that stampeded those folks at the concert, and the police stampeded anything that resembles civil rights. Despite calling it social justice, it was never anything more than a bunch of people dying for no reason, if you called it what it really was.
Pawns by The Original Agahnim November 18, 2021
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When you disown a friend or give that friend to someone else...typically due to that friend acting a fool.
Oliver was a wreck last night...he is YOUR friend now...pawns'd!
Pawns'd by Double Downs July 1, 2011

Passed Pawns 

When while playing chess your pawn is close to the other side of the board and they get the free way all through.
UWU: There is no way you are winning this game!
OWO: Are ya kidding? I get two passed pawns! I am Invincible!
Passed Pawns by Raggedy dude March 2, 2025

Shit Pains 

Usually an unexpected precursor signal from your stomach to your sphincter informing your hole that you are about to release a Hendren ( A giant turd )
Tony suddenly doubled over in discomfort while sitting in the back seat. He was suffering from Shit Pains and needed to drop loaf ASAP.
Shit Pains by will bitten March 6, 2017
Consideration of the outcome of a future process or event.
Let's see how it pans out.
pans out by M Burgess August 10, 2007

painsomnia 

Lack of sleep or inability to obtain sufficient sleep due to physical suffering or distress, especially when chronic.
These killer headaches are causing me to have serious painsomnia; I haven't slept well in days.
painsomnia by danathepaina May 4, 2011
Boys of nowadays......all they want to do is find a girl to pansh!
pansh by souldja4ever March 17, 2009